way behind in rain.... We had a sprinkle yesterday.....
But not near enough......
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Looks like a storm coming over the mountains...
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And It clouded up, but no rain, it went around us.....
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A rain dance??
Didn't help......
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Jumping through the hoop, didn't help either.......
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The fat cat wanted to know what she could do.....?
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This guy is threating to bite...
but I don't think that will help matters...
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Oh..My... he looks scared......
She must be a good driver.....
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I'm not going there....
so I'm keeping my mouth closed....
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Thats a good first step.....
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Weird rest room.....
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Low rider school bus.....
What a cool ride..
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~~ Gus said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven o'clock."
She said, "But Dad, I'm no longer a child!"
He said, "I know, that's why I want you home by eleven."
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~~ Jeb Bush is running for president, and his campaign slogan is,
“I’m going to finish what my brother started.”
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~~ You know it's hot when the politicians take their hands out of your pockets to fan themselves.
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~~ A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child.
After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife’s stomach with indelible ink.
The couple was curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home,
the husband got out his magnifying glass to try to see what it was.
In very tiny letters, the stamp said, "When you can read this, come back and see me."
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~~ When Dad came home he was astonished to see Alex sitting on a horse,
writing something.
"What on earth are you doing there?" he asked.
"Well, the teacher told us to write an essay on our favorite animal."
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~~ A Yuppie was sent a ransom note saying that he was to bring $50,000 to
the 17th hole of the country club at 10 o'clock the next day if he ever wanted
to see his wife alive again.
He didn't arrive until almost 12:30.
A masked man stepped out from behind some bushes and growled,
"What the hell took ya so long ? You're over two hours late."
"Hey ! Give me a break." whined the Yuppie. "I have a 27 handicap."
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~~ An economist is a man who gets invited to speak at banquets where
he tells everybody there's no such thing as a free lunch.
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~~ The Perfect Man.....
After endless searching, careful consideration, and almost never ceasing
debate, The Perfect Man has been found:
- He's tan.
- He's cute.
- He knows the importance of accessorizing.
- And if he looks at another girl you can rearrange his face.
His name?
Mr. Potato Head
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~~ "Wal-Mart plans to open 90 stores in China, one of which will be a
superstore called the Great Wal-Mart of China." (Jay Leno)
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~~ A customer brought her car into our Saturn dealership complaining of rattling noises.
Later, the technician said the problem was no big deal.
"Just a case of CTIP: Customer Thinks It's a Porsche."
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~~ Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts?
They were both designed for the kids,
but it's the fathers who are always playing with them.
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~~ It is apparent that a man is struggling with the notion of
retirement when he opts to play golf.
Essentially the golfing retiree has traded days of indoor
frustration for outdoor frustration.
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~~ "I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time." (Marilyn Monroe)
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Todays Thought: A bird does not sing because it has an answer.
It sings because it has a song.
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TC said tell you his dog's name is BUCKWHEAT...
ReplyDeleteSee He reads it too....
SO does Pat.....
Its a FAMLY AFFAIR.....