Down Hummingbird Lane

Good morning, friends and neighbors.....

Gonna be hot, and today is Doctor day....

Gotta get an early start......

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So that's were my sammach went......

and I wanted it badly.....

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Oh, well I guess I can have a melon or two ??

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Or even some cake ??

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Looks like their waiting for something to eat also...

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This guy stays hungry......

And he's a brown noser.....

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I guess he dosen't want anything to eat, or he doesn't

like what they put down for him...

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Oh, here's why he's hiding...he doesn't want to be seen

with this nut.....

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He just want to play...I wanna see his slam-dunk..

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I learned...I wouldn't be up there....

you..Pete??

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I don't think so.....

What's Carol think??

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Can't drive this thing in the snow.....

Kinda dumb lookin!!

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~~ Bobbie said...Angelina Jolie and I are alike. She is in show business, and I — know some people in show business.

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~~ On my first day working at the gas station, I watched a senior co- worker measure the level of gasoline in the underground tanks by lowering a giant measuring stick down into them.
"What would happen if I threw a lit match into the hole?" I joked.
"It would go out," he replied in a very factual manner.
"Really?" I asked, surprised to hear that.
"Is there a lack of oxygen down there or some safety device that would extinguish it before the fumes ignited?"
"No, the force from the explosion would blow out the match."

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~~ Gus sez ; I had phenomenal luck with my garden last year.
Nothing came up.

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~~ At dinner, Tommy said to his father, “Dad, I got into trouble at school
today and it’s all your fault.”
“How’s that?” asked Pete.
“Remember I asked you how much $500,000 was?”
“Yeah, I remember.”
“Well, a helluva lot ain’t the right answer.”

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~~ A delivery driver had to deliver a package twenty miles out of the city.
He drove over several unpaved roads and a nearly washed-out bridge.
He even had to walk the last mile, and when he got there he found a note
taped to the door.
It said, "Gone to the country."

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~~ Many times when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher.
That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number.

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~~ The highways would probably be much safer if the automobiles were
left alone and the drivers were inspected every year.

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~~ Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance.
"Teddy," he called, "how many more times have I got to tell you to come
down the stairs quietly?
Now, go back up and come down like a civilised human being."
There was a silence, and Teddy reappeared in the front room.
"That's better," said his father.
"Now will you always come down stairs like that?"
"Suits me," said Teddy....... "I slid down the bannister."

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~~ Many of our customers at the bank still don't know how to swipe their
card through the ATM card reader.
Because of this, my fellow tellers and I often find ourselves having to explain
how it's done.
One teller complained that she kept getting odd looks every time she
explained it.
I found out why when I overheard her tell one man, "Strip down facing me."

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~~ "Maybe we should develop a Crayola bomb as our next secret weapon.
A happiness weapon.
A beauty bomb.
And every time a crisis developed, we would launch one.
It would explode high in the air - explode softly - and send thousands,
millions, of little parachutes into the air.
Floating down to earth - boxes of Crayolas.
And we wouldn't go cheap, either - not little boxes of eight.
Boxes of sixty-four, with the sharpener built right in.
With silver and gold and copper, magenta and peach and lime, amber
and umber and all the rest.
And people would smile and get a little funny look on their faces and cover
the world with imagination." (Robert Fulghum)

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~~ An irate father stormed into the principal’s office.
“I demand to know,” he screamed, “why my son Will was given a zero
 on his English examination.”
“Now, don’t get excited,” said the principal.
“We'll get your Will’s English teacher in here.
I'm sure she has some explanation.”
A few minutes later, the English teacher arrived.
“Why did you give Will a zero on his English final?” demanded the father.
“I had no choice,” said the English teacher.
“He handed in a blank paper with absolutely nothing on it.”
“That’s no excuse,” shouted the father.
“You could have at least given him an A for neatness!”

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~~ Son, you sure do ask a lot of questions, said the father.
“I'd like to know what would have happened if I'd asked as many questions
when I was a boy.”
“Perhaps,” said the boy, “you would’ve been able to answer some of mine.”

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~~ During a flood in a small Virginia town, a young girl was perched on top
of a house with a little boy from next door.
As they sat watching articles float along with the water,
they noticed a baseball cap float by.
Suddenly, the cap turned and came back, then turned around and went
downstream.
After it had gone some distance, it turned again and came back.
“Do you see that baseball cap?” said the girl.
“First it goes downstream, then turns around and comes back.”
“Oh, that’s my granddad,” replied the boy.
“This morning he said that come hell or high water, he was going to
cut the grass today.”

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Todays thought:  A friend is someone who knows the song in your
heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

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