Down Hummingbird Lane

Happy Holiday....Everyone!

Have a great fourth.......

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A local view......

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So....that's were my sammach went.......

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You an't right!!

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What an ugly cat??

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None of it is cheap......

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God forgive me for the things I have done."

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What can I say??
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~~ Big auto body shop sign: "As long as you bend them,
we'll mend them."


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~~ A SWARM OF BEES...(An English Rhyme)
A swarm of bees in May is worth a load of hay.
A swarm of bees in June is worth a silver spoon.
A swarm of bees in July is not worth a fly.

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~~ A man was hanging around outside of his house at a wee hour one morning.
A passing policeman asked, "What are you doing out at three in the morning?"
The man said, "I forgot my key.
I'm waiting for my nineteen-year- old son to get home!"

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~~ The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and
minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch
at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."

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~~ "If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance."

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~~ Peter and Gladys were looking at a new living room suite in the furniture store.
Peter says to the salesman, "We really like it, but I don't think we can afford it."
The salesman says, "You just make a small down payment...
then you don't make another payment for six months."
Gladys turned on him with her hands on her hips and demanded,
"Who told you about us!?"

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~~ The country has progressed.
Washington couldn’t tell a lie.
Now everyone does.

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~~ A golf pro is giving lessons to a beautiful woman.
She can't seem to figure out how to swing.
He is enamored by her beauty and takes the opportunity to show her.
He moves up behind her and gently reaches around her waist,
taking her hands and placing them on the club.
they reach up together for the backswing and stroke through the ball.
When he tries to pull away, he can't.
She says, "What's the problem?"
He says, "My button is caught on your wool sweater."
She says, "My grandmother gave me this before she died,
what can we do?"
He says, "Let's just go right over there to the clubhouse
where they have some scissors and I'll cut off the button."
So they hobble on over to the clubhouse with him extremely close behind her.
Just then, two dogs throw a bucket of water on them.

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~~ It is not hard for me to find a well-informed man;
very likely, his views are the same as mine.
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Todays Thought:  "Happiness is like a butterfly, which when pursued is just

beyond your grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly may
alight upon you." (Hawthorne)

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