We're ready as we will ever be....
Thinking of Bar-b-que chicken.......Mmmmm
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To all my Canadian friends.......
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My friend next door getting another cutting....
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I don't know about these guys.....
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A "Bat Cat?"
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He can't believe his eyes.......
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One of mine...."Oreo"
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Another one of mine...."Baby"...
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OMG....a monkey attack......
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What can I say??
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You got Mom's permission?
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A dancer fixing breakfast??
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Got me an award........
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~~ Overheard in the produce dep't:
"What kind of pears are these?"
"Anjou."
"Gezundheit............ Allergies?"
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~~ Back in the 1960s, one animal rights group was outraged
that open season had been declared on the great American
buffalo to help thin the herd in and near some of our national
parks.
They began herding the buffalo (by helicopter) into holding
pens.
The buffalo would then be loaded onto railroad cars and
shipped to places where there were no buffalo.
One very smart buffalo named Gus decided that the holding
pen was not the place for him, so he staged a mutiny.
Gus and ten of his fellow buffalo decided to make a break for it.
They burst the gate of the holding pen and were free at last.
Early the next morning, they heard the sound of helicopters,
so they hid.
Deciding it was too dangerous to stay in the park area, they
headed south, toward Dallas, Texas. Grazing was not so good,
so they came on farther south toward Houston.
While at the Johnson Space Center, they learned about Cape
Canaveral.
The pictures were great: plenty of water, plenty of grass,
and no helicopters.
Gus and his friends headed for Florida.
They found the Cape and grazed to their hearts' content each
day.
As they grazed, a rocket was being readied for launch on a
nearby pad.
The order came for the area to be evacuated of all living
animals.
Gus and his friends continued to graze.
To get them out of the area (for their own safety), NASA sent
in helicopters to round up the buffalo.
Gus and his friends recognized the sound and began running.
They took cover under the rocket.
They saw a man walking near the pad, so they climbed the
tower and into the top stage of the rocket, which was about to
go into orbit.
Since no one knew where the buffalo were, NASA assumed
they were clear of the area and continued the countdown.
As the rocket lifted off, Gus and his friends became the "First
herd shot around the world."
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~~ A young lady came home from a date, rather sad.
She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago."
"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.
"Because he also told me he is an atheist.
Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a Hell."
Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway.
Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."
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~~ I have lived through the sixties, seventies, eighties and
nineties.
Am I now living through the noughties?
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~~ 21st Century....
Are we becoming less by the day ?
Our communication - Wireless
Our dress - top*ess
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relationship - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Boss - Brainless
Our Salary - Very less
Our emails - useless!!!
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~~ In a department store, a difficult customer and a very
patient clerk were having a hard time getting together.
Nothing the clerk provided was suitable.
Finally, the finicky shopper said in annoyance, "Can't you find
a smarter clerk to serve me?"
"No," said the saleswoman.
"The smarter clerk saw you coming and disappeared.”
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~~ What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.
(Yeah, I know....I should be sorry)
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~~ A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a
small boat.
He noticed another man in a small boat open his tackle box and
take out a mirror.
Being curious, the man rowed over and asked, "What is the
mirror for?"
"That's my secret way to catch fish," said the other man.
"Shine the mirror on the top of the water.
The fish notice the spot of sun on the water above and they
swim to the surface.
Then I just reach down and net them and pull them into the
boat."
"Wow! Does that really work?"
"You bet it does."Would you be interested in selling that mirror?
I'll give you $30 for it."
"Well, okay."
After the money was transferred, the city fisherman asked,
"By the way, how many fish have you caught this week?"
"You're the sixth," he said..........
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~~ I am getting to an age when I can enjoy only the last sport left.
It is called hunting for your spectacles.
and car keys and shoes and......
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Todays Thought; "My green thumb came only as a result of the mistakes
I made while learning to see things from the plant's point of view."
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1 comment:
Your cats are gorgeous Gus.
Sad reflection on our society isn't it? (are we becoming less)
Rae x
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