Monday, July 5, 2010

Good Morning.....Friends....Have a good holiday....
We sure did, got to spend time with the kids and had
some great chicken bar-b-que....
what more could you want?
( Seeing "Witchy"??)


A local view, from around the corner of the driveway...
The Blue Ridge Mountains....Skyline drive near the top....

I guess a lot watched the ball games.......

Or maybe watched the ladies out sunning....

Or maybe drinking....tea?

Or even eating too much.......wow!

I know...hard to believe...(sideways?)

Now you know the password...Don't forget it.....

What can you say??

I know....some times I think the world has turned
UPSIDE DOWN!!

Thats gotta cause a boo-boo......
Got to be more careful.....
♥♥♥

~~ Gus goes to consult a famous specialist about his medical problem.
"How much do I owe you?"
"My fee is $500," replies the physician.
"Five hundred? That's impossible."
"In your case," the doctor replies, "I suppose I could adjust
my fee to $300."
"Three hundred for one visit? Ridiculous."
"Well, then, could you afford Two hundred?"
"Who has so much money?"
"Look," replies the doctor, growing irritated, "Just give me
Fifty bucks and be gone."
"I can give you Twenty bucks only." says Gus, "Take it or leave it."
"I don't understand you," says the doctor.
"Why did you come to the most expensive doctor in R-ville??
"Listen, Doctor," says Gus.
"When it comes to my health, nothing is too expensive."



~~ Sign seen in a small restaurant: In R-ville.....
Thanks for visiting.
If you liked the food, send your friends.
Otherwise, send your mother-in-law.


~~ "A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill
except for learning how to grow in rows."



~~ A question....Pete---
Q: Why do cowboys always die with their boots on?
A: So they won't stub their toes when they kick the bucket.
( Hey, It's my blog....so I get to ask stupid questions.....)



~~ When I last ate at my favorite restaurant,
the server was either very busy or not too bright.
I asked him if the roast beef was rare and he replied,
"No sir. We have it every day."



~~ Two boys arrived late for school one day.
One student said he was late because he was asleep and was
dreaming about doing his homework.
He hadn't wanted to wake up and lose all his work.
The teacher asked the other boy for his excuse.
He said, "I was helping him."



~~ "FREEDOM"
Freedom's natal day is here.
Fire the guns and shout for freedom,
See the flag above unfurled!
Hail the stars and stripes forever........



~~ My cousin acquired a female house cat, which she had spayed.
Her seven-year-old son, Jason, was watching the cat's antics
one day with his aunt, who asked, "Do you think Abby is in heat?"
"Oh, no," Jason swiftly replied.
"Mom had her heating system taken out."



~~ One day 3 cats were walking down the sidewalk of a busy
street, getting startled one cat looked to the others and said
"follow me" running down an alley way,upon entering the alley
way they passed the back of a chinese resturaunt....
They were never heard from again.
The End
P.S. orange chicken is extra lean today ......



~~ I have a doctor who gives shots for everything.
You know him immediately because if you go by his office you see the
patients backing in!



~~ Men insist that they don't mind women succeeding so long
as they retain their femininity.
Yet the qualities that men consider 'feminine'- timidity,
submissiveness, obedience,
silliness, and self-debasement - are the very qualities best
guaranteed to assure the defeat of even the most gifted
aspirant.



Todays Thought:  There is a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.





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