Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning....ALL
A nice rainy morning...but clearing up later, and will be HOT!
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Damn!, Are you in that much of a hurry?

The french toast will be there when your ready.....

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The green way to travel..

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Funny looking Hit Man.....

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I know....I'z sneening.....

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Cute puppy...

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Oh, No.... Read this blog....get it back....

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Carol...he's talking to you......

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Well, time to go.......

join me for a brew?

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~~ A contractor dies on a fishing accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band.

Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says "Congratulations!"
"Congratulations for what?" asks the contractor
"Congratulations for what?" says Saint Peter.......
"We are celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old."
"But that's not true," says the consultant.
"I only lived to be forty."
"That's impossible," says Saint Peter,.... "we added up your time sheets!

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~~ Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat--

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~~ A little girl walks into the family room one Sunday morning where her father is reading the paper.
"Where does poo come from?" she asks.
The father, feeling a little perturbed that his 5-year-old daughter is already asking difficult questions, thinks for a moment and says:
"Well, when we eat the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bottoms when we go to the toilet.
That is poo."
The little girl looks perplexed, and stares at him in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks: "And Tigger?"

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~~ I went to the Doctor, he asked: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis?
Gus: Only when I tried to spell it.

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~~ A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

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~~ "The thrill is gone from my marriage," Gus told his friend Pete.
"Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?" Pete suggested.
"But what if my wife finds out?"
"Heck, this is a new age we live in, Gus.
Go ahead and tell her about it!"
So Gus went home and said, "Dear, I think an affair will bring us closer together."
"Forget it," said his wife.
"I've tried that - it never worked."

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~~ Spotted outside a church in R-ville: "Honk if you love Jesus.
Keep on texting while you drive if you want to meet him."

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~~ After parking my car in front of a restaurant,
I picked up two scratch tickets at a nearby store to play while
I enjoyed my food.
Each ticket was a winner, and I popped back into the store to
get two more tickets.
This process was repeated four more times, until I was $16
ahead.
After dinner, I was happily walking back to my car when I
noticed something on the windshield......... a parking ticket for $16.

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Todays Thought;  Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want, it is the

realization of how much you already have.