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Good Morning....Friends.....Well, gonna be a hot one today....
The Hummers went crazy yesterday...7-8 zooming around
the feeders on the deck...almost scared to sit and watch them...
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Oh, NO there goes my breakfast.......

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Cleaning the bar-b-que, are you??

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Oh, No....

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Ya Wanna Fight?

I'm your cat!!

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He can't believe how mean these cats are!!

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I'z hiding.........

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He don't want another man in their life....

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Poor Fang....

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Well....guess it's time to leave...

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~~ Pete, did you read this?? true story!

A company purchased laptop computers for use while traveling.
Fearing they might be stolen, the managers came up with a
clever solution: permanently attach the laptops to the
employees' desks....!

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~~ Note...
Q: Why should you always guard your rear while you're in the hospital?
A: You're in enema territory.

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~~ This has been quite a week —100-degree temperatures,
earthquakes, oil spills, and yet, we’re still having a better week
than Mel Gibson.

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~~ Can you believe another Mel Gibson recording came out?
They keep getting more insane.
Even bin Laden was like, “Hey, I say a lot of things on my tapes, but this guy is crazy, man.
I would never talk to any of my wives like that.”

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~~ Gus said to his wife: When I die, I'd like to die having sex.
She said: Well, then at least we know it will be quick.

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~~ Yankees owner George Steinbrenner passed away.
He was a tough guy.
Within five minutes in heaven, he fired God and told Jesus to lose the beard.

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~~ Late for a class and unable to find parking, I pulled into a spot behind a church.
It was only after I’d gotten out of the car that I spotted this sign: "No parking.
Forgiveness is our business, but don’t make it harder than it already is."

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~~ Help wanted Ad:
This job requires a specialist: "A local corporation is seeking a medical billing specialist.
2 years exp. bilking Medicare."

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~~ I was in the back of our ambulance tending to a patient when we slowed to a crawl.
Just ahead of us, a huge semi was hauling a house.
"Don’t you hate that?" said our driver.
"When people are simply too lazy to pack."

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Todays Thought:  I've learned that even when you think you have no more to give,

when a friend cries out to you, you will find the strength to help.

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