Can you believe....82º degrees this morning at 4:00?
Supposed to be in the 100's today...
The hummers slow down in the hot weather..
they stay in the shade purched in the trees.
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Sunrise....Yesterday, too early yet for todays...
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Wake up....time for breakfast.......
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I'm not getting out of my warm bed...
I'll eat later......
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I'll have fish this morning.....
care to join me?
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Spike sez; He all ready had his steak this morning...
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Yeh...he took your pizza pie and ate it...
Look at his tummy.......
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Can't see this guys tummy.....
No, the Rastafarian movement isn't recruiting animals --
this donkey is actually naturally dreadlocked.
Her name is Lambada, and she's one of the incredibly rare Baudet de Poitou donkeys of Poitou-Charente, France.
With between 600 and 1,000 left in the world, the Poitou are rarer than pandas and white rhinos
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BTW, I found out who had the keys and who was driving when it went in the ditch.......LMAO
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What....no body told me there was pizza....
That's okay...every monkey has his day.....
I'll get even....
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~~ Dick Cheney is recovering from heart surgery in the hospital.
I understand Fox sent flowers, and MSNBC sent a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese. ☼
~~ Pete was telling me.....I have a bad habit of losing my keys, so I now have them
tied to a long rawhide string that I hang from my belt.
One day I walked into Walmart with the keys in my hand and the string dangling to the ground.
"I hate to tell you this," said a woman, "but you've lost your dog."
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~~ Dr. Hey is known throughout Virginia as one of the best consultants on arthritis.
He always has a waiting room full of people who need his advice and specialist treatment.
One day Barbara, an elderly lady, slowly struggles into his waiting room.
She is completely bent over and leans heavily on her walking stick.
A chair is found for her.
Eventually, her turn comes to go into Dr. Hey's office.
Fifteen minutes later, to everyone's surprise,
she comes briskly out of his room, walking almost upright.
She is holding her head high and has a smile on her face.
A woman in the waiting room says to Barbara.
"It's unbelievable, a miracle even.
You walk in bent in half and now you walk out erect.
What a fantastic doctor he is.
Tell me, what did Dr. Hey do to you?"
"Miracle, shmiracle," says Barbara,
"he just gave me a longer walking stick."
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~~ A young boy was looking through the family album and asked his mother,
"Who's this guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curl hair?"
"That's your father."
"Then who the hell is that old bald-headed fat man who lives with us now?"
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~~ My 13-year-old daughter asked me, "Dad, do you have a baby picture of yourself?
I need it for a school project."
I gave her one without thinking to ask what the project was.
A few days later I was in her classroom for a parent-teacher meeting when I noticed my face pinned to a mural the students had created.
The title of their project was: "The oldest thing in my house."
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~~ "I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock," said the principal to a new boy.
"No, Sir. I've got a digital watch that bleeps at three-fifteen."
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~~ An executive finished his career talk at a college.
"Does anyone have any questions?"
A student asked, "To what do you attribute your success?"
"There are two rules for success in any organization.
Rule number one: never reveal everything you know.
Any other questions?"
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~~ Definition of a Gynecologist:
Someone who looks for problems where others look for leasure!!!
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~~ some Cannibal one liners....
did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the forest?....
or the cannibal detective who grilled the main suspects?......
or the cannibal wedding guest who toasted the bride and groom?
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~~ This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play.
He earned a part and went home to tell his father.
His father was really proud of him.
So his father asks what part did you get?
He replies I got the part of a man who has been married for 25 years.
His father congratulated him.
And then he said "Thats good son, maybe next time you'll get a talking role!"
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~~ At the DMV, a teenager had just driven an almost perfect test.
"He made his only mistake when he stopped to let me out of the car." stated the examiner.
The boy exclaimed, after breathing a sigh of relief.
"I'm sure glad I don't have to drive that well all the time."
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Todays thought: A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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