Well, another very hot day......
Carol-- send some cool weather down here....
Or Taz could send some rain........
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Granny, you had enough....
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Boo, wants food not drinks.......
Looks like he's gonna have to hunt up some critters......
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Better surved warm.....
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Now the birds are begging.....
He guys their hungry.......
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Escaped from KFC at the last moment......
Any body got an extra shirt?
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Cute picture......
I wouldn't argue with her.....
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And I wanted the Mayberry convention......
Wanted to see my friend Andy.....
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Wow what a tat......
But not for me.......
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These people can't learn other people to drive.....
Just look at the car....
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Whoa, I guess I gotta leave now.....
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~~ The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race.
He turned on the jockey."Tommy, could you not have raced faster?"
"Sure I could have, but you know we are supposed to stay on the horse."
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~~ I am completely convinced that there is no other life in the universe.
If there were other beings they would appear on my teenage daughter's phone bill.
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~~ Our friend tells everyone that he began losing his hair while serving in Vietnam.
His granddaughter incorporated that information into her grade school history report on the war.
She wrote, "My Grandpa went to Vietnam and got his hair shot off."
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~~ A friend said:I don't want to brag or make anybody jealous,
but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.
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~~ We decided to sell our house so we put up "For Sale By Owner" signs on two trees in our front yard.
Before long, the doorbell rang.
"How much are you asking for the trees?" a young man asked.
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~~ The day the child realizes that all adults are imperfect he becomes an adolescent;
the day he forgives them, he becomes an adult;
the day he forgives himself he becomes wise.
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~~ I quit my job at the helium gas factory.
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.
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~~ The Chief were on his submarine trying in vain to hook up some fire hoses.
The wrenches he had didn't fit the connections, so he resorted to banging away at the hoses to make things fit.
Just then an ensign walked by.
"Chief," he yelled out, "I have a book on tools you can borrow."
"Get it!" shouted the chief.
"It's got to be heavier than this wrench I'm using."
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~~ The good part of old timers disease is-you can have an affair with your own wife and not know it.
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~~ One overcast evening I passed the principal of our local high school who was out looking for his missing Lassie look-alike.
He told me the dog often ran away, so he had put a metal tag on its collar asking that anyone finding the dog send it home in a taxi.
A few days later I again met the principal, and he told me that as he was trudging home during a downpour that night,
his snug and dry dog had passed him in a taxi.
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~~ Q: Luke had it first, Paul had it last; boys never had it...
girls have it but once...
Miss Amy Solly had it twice in the same place, but when she married Mr. Peter Jones she never had it again.
What is it?
A: The letter L.
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Todays thoughts: "We're all kissed by angels but some of us never think to pucker."
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