Down Hummingbird Lane

Well, a good rainy day, for us.....

there are storms all around us on the east coast.

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An old farm.

We got plenty of these around, but developers

are buying them up, for subdivisons...

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Hey....guess who wants some......

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He's looking to pounce......

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No cats allowed....and he's hungry.....

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How can he see?

needs a trim job....

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Looks like he's had too much.....

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Okay...Okay....

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The oranges are scared.....

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That's right....no more anything to drink ! !

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I think this is one of the greatest toons.....

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Well, I guess I gotta go.....

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~~ FATHER: Congratulations! You talked on the telephone

for only 45 minutes instead of the usual two hours!
What happened?
DAUGHTER: Well, it was the wrong number.

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~~ As I waited for my luggage at an international airport,
I noticed a government agent with a dog sniffing for illegal
drugs among the crowd of arriving passengers.
A woman next to me also saw the animal at work and noted
that it was of mixed breed with long, shaggy fur.
"I thought those police dogs were supposed to be German
shepherds," she said.
Overhearing her comment, the agent replied,
"He is, but he's working undercover."

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~~ My wife, a real estate agent, wrote an ad for a house
she was listing.
The house had a second-floor suite that could be accessed
using a lift chair that slid along the staircase.
Quickly describing this feature, she inadvertently made it
sound even more attractive:
"Mother-in-law suite comes with an electric chair."

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~~ Absorbed in his reading, my husband can be oblivious to
everything else.
One night I felt especially neglected. He had asked me to bring
his book when I came to bed, so I decided to get into my most
revealing negligee to see his reaction.
As I walked into the bedroom with the book tucked under my
arm, he exclaimed, "Oh, no! You've lost my place."

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~~ On a hot summer day, my wife, eight-year-old son, Ron,
and I were eating ice cream cones.
I noticed the ice cream on Ron's face and asked him, "Can't
you eat ice cream without getting it all over you face?"
"I don't know," he replied, "I never tried."

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~~ To live without killing is a thought which could electrify the
world, if men were only capable of staying awake long enough
to let the idea soak in.

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~~ The newlyweds were taking the train to Florida.
Cuddling together in an upper booth, they had a merry
old time.
After the third marital joining, the bride said,
"Darling, I just can't convince myself that we're really
married."
From a berth halfway down the train, a deep voice bellowed,
"Convince her! I'd like to get some sleep!"

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~~ The drill sergeant, making his morning announcements
to a group of newcomers in a training camp, stated:
"Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad
news. First, the good. Private Johnson will be setting the pace
on our morning run."
With this the platoon was overjoyed,
as Private Johnson was overweight and terribly slow.
But then the drill sergeant finished his statement:
"Now for the bad news.
Private Johnson will be driving a truck."

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~~ Show me a coal miner who wears a flashlight on his helmet,
and I'll show you a guy whose work makes him lightheaded.
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Todays Thought:  Blessed are the cracked...for it is they who let in the light!

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