Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning....Friends and neighbors.....

Going to be Hot, Hot this week end...

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A nice view of the Blue Ridge Mountains....

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Miss Maggie.......getting some sun......

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Dancing Cats??

Heavy Metal??

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Thats a cool paint Job.......

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Call Al, and Jessie......

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Watch it, your gonna break something!!

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Watch it man....you'll get in trouble!!

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Good one..........

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Poor Eno....He has a hard time.....

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~~ Two Redneck guys, Gus and Pete were on the roof, laying tile,

when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder.
"I have an idea," said Gus.
"We'll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder."
Pete said: "What, do you think I'm stupid?.... I have an idea.
I'll shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam
of light."
Gus said; "What, do you think I'm stupid?
You'll just turn off the flashlight when I'm halfway there."

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~~ Pete and I, and I were out fishing in my canoe.
As it was an extremely windy day, we were using an anchor to
keep the canoe from drifting.
The weather was taking a turn for the worse, so we decided
to start paddling back to camp.
"My" Pete said "The headwind sure is strong, we're not moving
very fast."
All of a sudden, it was less of an effort to paddle and he said,
"Oh, did you decide to paddle?"
"No" Gus said, "I decided it would be easier if I brought the
anchor in."

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~~ The cops stop an 87-year-old-women who is driving
90 mph on route 29.
The cop asked her where she was going and why she was
driving so fast.
The woman talked herself out of a speeding ticket by telling
the young officer that she was driving so fast because she
had to get to where she was going before she forgot where
she was going!

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~~ As a nervous flyer, I was concerned when the plane
bumped down three times before coming to a stop in Calgary
for a short stopover.
I was seated at the back of the plane, and heard one flight
attendant say to another, "Wow! That was a bad landing!"
Imagine my horror when the other flight attendant replied,
"Not for him, it wasn't"

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~~ A boy came home from school and handed his father his
report card. After reading it, the father quietly affixed an X
to the line reserved for the parent's signature.
The boy said, "Why'd you sign it with an X Pop?"
The father said, "With the grades on this report card,
I'm not going to have the teacher think that the father of
this student can read and write!"

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~~ A friend and her millionaire husband visited their
construction site.
A worker who wore a helmet saw her and shouted, "Hi, Emily!
Remember me?
We used to date in the secondary school."
On the way home, her millionaire husband teased her, "Luckily
you married me.
Otherwise you will be the wife of a construction worker."
She answered," You should appreciate that you married me.
Other wise, he will be the millionaire and not you."

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~~ I was feeling pretty creaky after hearing a TV reporter
say, "To contact me, go to my Facebook page, follow me on
Twitter or try me the old-fashioned way, email.

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~~ Ford's luxury car division has a new diesel full-size car
to be rented from Hertz...because of the smelly exhaust, it is
rightfully called.....
.....The 'Stincoln' Town Car ....

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~~ "Get this." said one drinker to his friends at the bar,
"Last night while I was here with you guys,
a burglar broke into my house."
"Did he get anything?" his friends asked.
"Yeah, a broken jaw, two teeth knocked out, and a pair of
broken nuts.
The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."

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~~ Michael Chatman, 35, and two others were arrested in
Augusta, Ga., in November after Chatman,
in a Target store, tried to return the laser printer the
three had allegedly used for counterfeiting.
However, they had accidentally left in the machine not
only copies of the counterfeit bills but also the original
$20 bill they had used as a model.
Said a deputy, "People get wrapped up in the crime,
and they forget things."

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"Children have never been very good at listening to their elders,

but they have never failed to imitate them."

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