Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, Friends and Neighbors.....

Going to be a nice-hot weekend....

Fathers Day....95º degrees....

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Breakfast? no thanks...

I'm in to Eggs and Bacon...

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He likes peanuts...mine don't...

They like sunflower seeds and dry cat food..

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I'm sorry...Okay?

Damn squirrels are picky...

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A hug is always good...

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He can't believe what he's seeing......

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I guess he don't like Squirrels ether!

But he looks evil....

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Yes, but a real friend to grow up with....!

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This is one reason no to pass

chain mail along...

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Now...this is a good send off.....

but you gotta have money....

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~~ A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony $18 bills would be in some small "hick town."......like R-ville..... 

So, he got into his very expensive new luxury car and off he went.
After driving for a while, he found a tiny town with a single store.
He entered the store and handed one of the bogus bills to the man
behind the counter.
"Can you change this for me, please?" he asked.
The store clerk looked at the $18 bill for a short time, then smiled
and said to the man, "Ah reckon so, mister.
Ya want two nines or three sixes?"

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~~ Pete: What happens when you feed lemons to a cat?
Gus: I can't guess.
Pete: You get a sour puss.

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~~ The Greene county ball team...
On our team, we got very few hits.
If anybody reached first base, he had to stop and ask for directions.

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~~ Q: Who was the greatest male financier in the Bible?
A: Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone else was
in iquidation.

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~~ The witness said he'd heard two shots.
The attorney asked him how far apart the shots had been.
The witness slapped his hands together twice to indicate an
interval of a tenth of a second.
The attorney asked, "Where were you when you heard the
first shot?"
The witness said, "I was in my hotel room next door."
"Where were you when the second shot was fired?"
"Under the bed..."

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~~ "There's always one of my friends who watches a boxing match
with me and says, "Sure.
Ten million dollars.........
You know, for that kind of money, I'd fight him."
As if someone is going to pay $200 a ticket to see a 57-year-old
carpet salesman get hit in the face once and cry.

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~~ It was the middle of a championship game, and Kaspovsky
was studying the chess board.
All of a sudden his opponent Nevsky, sneezed.
"Bless you," said Kaspovsky.
Nevsky looked up angrily. "Did you come here to play or to talk?"

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~~ Two Siamese Twins walk into a bar and the bartender knows them,
and after serving the beers asks them where
they are going on vacation.
Syd replies that they are going to London like they do every year.
The bartender replies, "Every year?"
Syd replies, "It the only chance Jim gets to drive."

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~~ TOURIST: A nice man just sold me the city of Cairo.
GUIDE: Egypt you!!!

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~~ TEACHER: Larry, you forgot the dot over the i.
LARRY: I didn't forget........ It's still in the pencil.

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Todays thought:  The closest distance between two people is a good laugh......
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Now Before I go, I just want to tell the spammer....
you are wasteing your time....stupid!
All comments go through me before their posted for an O.K......
Haven't you noticed yet??  Have a good day.....