Gonna be real hot this weekend.....
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An't this a great picture?
You don't get many like this....
I don't know who took it....
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An old hillside farm off rt. 33
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I don't blame ya!!
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I'm not a happy camper....sorry!
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A hot Rod driver....stand clear....
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Okay, Okay, you can have the next ride.......
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I'm talking to you.....
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Time for a "Bud" Lite....at the bar...▼
The Bar......
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~~ BP claims they have a containment system for the leaking oil.
Their containment system is called the "Gulf of Mexico."☼
~~ Friday Morning Puns.......................
*When she saw her first gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
*A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
*Freudian slip. When you say one thing and mean your mother.
*A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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~~ I was a five-letter man my first year in college and the
letters were F-L-U-N-K.
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~~ Two young boys were spending the night at their
grandparents.
At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their
prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of
his lungs.
"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...
I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO...
I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother
and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers?
God isn't deaf."
To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gramma is!"
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~~ WAITRESS: Have I kept you waiting long?
CUSTOMER: No, but did you know that there are 3,479 rose
patterns on your wallpaper?
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~~ Hillary Clinton passed out teddy bears to children during
her trip to China last week.
That was a nice break for the children from their job of
making teddy bears.
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~~ What Did the Ceiling Say to the 4 Walls?
Hold me up boys, I'm plastered.
Groan.........
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~~ Early in the summer, our three-year-old daughter,
Elizabeth, was invited by our next-door neighbors to play with
their four-year- old son, Charles in his new kiddie swimming
pool.
I put Elizabeth's bathing suit on her, and off she went.
A few minutes later, she arrived at our doorstep without any
clothes on.
I was surprised to see her return so soon and asked her why
she had taken off her bathing suit.
"It got wet!" Elizabeth replied.
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~~ The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human
being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind!
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~~ A lawyer was reading out the will of-a-rich-man
to the people mentioned in the will:
"To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times,
as well as good, I leave her the house and $2 million."
The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked
after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave her
the yacht, the business and $1 million."
The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin Dan, who hated me,
argued with me, and thought that I would never mention him
in my will - well you are wrong......... Hi Dan!"
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~~ Do you know the difference between a beautiful woman
and a charming one?
A beauty is a woman you notice, a charmer is one who notices
you.
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Todays Thought: "A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always
depend on the support of Paul."
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