Good Morning, Friends and neighbors...
Ready for a good weekend...??
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This morning's sunrise.....
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Took this this morning with my cell phone..
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Oh, no..It's already slow......
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So, thats who's has been on my puter...
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You better get it back together......
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Seen it all....Star Wars dog....?
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Quit playing around, and water the plants.......
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Oh...Oh!
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He's just crusing along, enjoying the sights....
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~~ Saw an Ad this morning......
Free- Be an embalmer for fun and profit....
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~~ A macho male said to his wife.
"We're not going out Saturday night,
and that's semifinal!"
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~~ Maturity is the ability to do a job whether or not you are
supervised, to carry money without spending it, and to bear an
injustice without wanting to get even.
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~~ A gladiator graveyard has been discovered in England.
Finally, the Spartacus family can have some closure......
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~~ Howard is one of the laziest men around and refuses to
look for a job.
One day, as he is lying flat out on the couch, his
wife Becky says to him. I'm so ashamed of the way we live,
Howard." "What do you mean by that?!" Howard asks.
"Surely I don't have to remind you," she replies, "that we are
so poor my mother buys our kosher food, my father pays our
mortgage and your sister buys our clothes. Why, even your aunt
has just bought us a car.
Aren't you just a little bit ashamed?
Howard sits up on the couch and replies, "You should be
ashamed too.
Ben and John, your two worthless brothers, have
never given us a penny."
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~~ A man called the auto club for emergency repairs.
Hours went by without the arrival of the tow truck.
As the truck finally arrived, the motorist feigned a smile
and asked,
"Did the man who was supposed
to come leave a next of kin?"
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~~ Ponder these;
Why do politicians envy ventriloquists?
Because they can lie without moving their lips.
What do you call a politician who swears to tell the truth?
A liar.
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~~ A teacher at my son's grade school announced that she was
engaged and the entire school was delighted.
Everybody liked this particular teacher.
One boy wrote her a note.
Dear Miss Albright:
I sure do hope you have a happy and sexfull life.
Your student and friend, Howard Viel.
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Todays thought; The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.
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