Well now, Good HOT morning.....
It's gonna be in the 90º's today....☺
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Sun's comming up......
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"Bobbie" likes the views.....
This one is from Skyline Drive......
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Birthday, breakfast....?
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Flordia cat cooling off??
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Redneck party cat...?
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Someone's gonna be in trouble......
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Party hard did you??
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A greene county school bus....??
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Eno is a cool dude.....
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Now to get my ride out the hole.......
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~~ It’s an awkward time for Helen Thomas.
She’s too old for journalism and too young for Sex and the City.
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~~ Gus: What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy schoolboy?
Pete: I have no idea.
Gus: One baits his hook, the other hates his book.
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~~ Teacher: Gordon, do you use bad words?
Gordon: No, teacher.
Teacher: Do you disobey your parents?
Gordon: No, teacher.
Teacher: Come now, what do you do that's naughty?
Gordon: I tell lies.
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~~ Professor Martin: Today I'm going to lecture on the heart, kidneys, liver, and lungs.
Gus: Oh great! Another organ recital!
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~~ My 84-year-old mother, Regina, was in the checkout line
at the grocery store.
The woman behind her in line pointed to a patch on my
mother's shoulder, to treat her recent heart attack,
and asked, "Is it working?"
My mother replied, "It seems to be."
"Does it stop you from smoking?" asked the woman.
"Oh! That's not a nicotine patch," my mother replied indignantly,
"That's my birth-control patch!"
With that, Mom walked away, leaving one astonished woman in her wake.
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~~ Donald Duck wears a sailor hat and a sailor shirt and nothing else.
When I go out like that, I get arrested.
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~~ At the bakery where I work, we take custom cake orders.
One day, a woman came in to pick up the cake she had ordered
a few days earlier.
However, when she saw the vibrant pink trim, she complained
that it was too bright, her daughter wanted a soft pink,
and would be extremely disappointed.
To appease her, I got a new cake, made a new batch of icing and
even marked down the price before she was happy.
Finally, I asked her, "What would you like written on the cake?"
"Oh, just, Happy First Birthday," she replied.
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~~ A man phoned a budget airline to book a flight.
The operator asked: "How many people are traveling with you?"
"How should I know?" said the man.
"It's your plane."
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~~ Giving money and power to government is like giving whisky
and car keys to teenage boys.
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~~ "A surgeon in Florida was fined $5,000 for removing the
kidney of a patient instead of the gallbladder.
The surgeon said, 'I am so sorry for the mistake,
and I mean that from the bottom of the red,
pumpy thingy in my chest.'
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~~ What is the definition of a handicapped golfer?
One who plays with his boss.
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~~ Did you hear about the Red neck who got a camera for
his birthday?
He just got back his first roll of film, 24 shots of his right
eye.
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Todays thought; Nothing is so simple that it can't get screwed up.
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