Down Hummingbird Lane

A good Rainy Day.... We need the rain, though......

Hope you all had a great weekend....

Pete..."Witchy" didn't sell the porch.....

No buyers.....

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We do need rain....A nice steady rain.....

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Damn....there goes my cookies.....

I wondered were they went......

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Oh, no another burglar.... call the cops.....

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Yes, SIR!

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Wait until you try to eat....tough, tough!

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So thats were my game went!

STAY outta my stuff......

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WE HAVE HEARD THIS JOKE.......

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Everyone’s seen pictures online of trucks that didn’t respect low

clearances, sometimes resulting in a buzz cut to the vehicle’s roof,
but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture where the low hanging
object so completely won the battle.
That highway sign is definitely over engineered and ready for battle,
as the picture above readily illustrates.
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What can you say??

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~~ I haven't heard the voices in my head lately....

I think they've switched to sign language just to mess with me...

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~~ I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area.
So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my
bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because they were trained
professionals, and I was in good hands.
"Now," she asked me, "Has your plane arrived yet?"

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~~ Q: What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A: Third grade.

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~~ Did you know catergory:
It takes glass one million years to decompose,
which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite
amount of times!

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~~ A Senator was being grilled at a press conference.
Press: “ What about Income Tax?”
“ I wish to lower it.”
“What about the gun control bill?”
“I’m against it.”
“What about the abortion bill?”
“It’s already been paid.”

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~~ Two cave men got hungry one day in their travels.
Looking for some food , Tired of eating shrubs bushes & berries they
searched the area & spotted a couple of bears wandering along foraging.
One cave man suddenly had the idea to eat the bear!
He says to his partner lets kill a bear & eat it instead of eating bushes .
Ok says the other cave man how will we kill the bear?
The first says lets throw rocks at it!
Ok ! replies the partner & they commence throwing rocks....
One of the bears asks the other what the heck are those cave men
doing ?
The second bear says why are they throwing rocks at us!!
Eventually they hit one of the bears right in the head!
The bear lets out a thunderous roar & asks his friend what are those
idiots doing now?
The first bear snorts out with a laugh ,...... Eating bushes

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~~ Little Amber's father fell asleep on the sofa and began to snore .
The child ran out into the kitchen and shouted,"Mummy,come quickly,
Daddy's boiling."

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~~ At our local crematorium families are given the chance to chose
the music CD they would like to enter the service to.
One family asked to enter to Elvis Presley's hit, "Love me Tender."
Well the day of the funeral arrived and the music was started ready
for the family to walk in to the service.
Unfortunately the wrong track number was entered into the CD player,
and the family found themselves walking in to,..... "Return to Sender....

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~~ Somehow, I don't mind being such a bad golfer when I'm at
Pebble Beach, because when I send a ball flying into a sand trap there,
at least I know it's going first class. - Flip Wilson -

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~~ Engrossed in a crossword puzzle a boy turns to his father and asks,
"Could you help me, I need to have the last word"
"Better ask your mother" grumbles the father.
"That is her department."

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Todays thought:  Failure is only the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.

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