Down Hummingbird Lane

Good morning, friends and neighbors....

Showers today.....but warm....

Still waiting for the Hummingbirds...

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Any one for pancakes this morning?...

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Last time I ask him to help......

"Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened."

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You had sausage wif your pancakes??

I didn't get any.......

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We are still waiting for our pancakes?

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He said "The heck with it."...

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These guys just want to play........

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Well....time for me to go.......

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~~ Heidi, our collie-shepherd mix, recently adopted from the SPCA,

enjoys her early-evening walks with my husband, Dwayne.
Since Dwayne is on call after hours, he carries his company cellphone
everywhere.
One night, when he was unaware that he had dropped the phone,
we realized the extent to which Heidi had "adopted" us.
Just as they were nearing home, Dwayne noticed Heidi had something
in her mouth: She had picked up the cellphone and had been carrying
it along their route.

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~~ A teacher was asked to fill out a special questionnaire for the state.
One question said, "Give two reasons for entering the teaching
profession."
The teacher wrote, "July and August."

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~~ A lad once asked Mozart how to write a symphony. Mozart said.
"You're a very young man.
Why not begin with ballads?"
The aspirant urged "You composed symphonies when you were ten
years old."
"Yes" replied Mozart, "but I didn't ask friends 'how'"

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~~ Waiter Waiter!~~
* “Waiter, waiter! Do you serve crabs?”
“Sit down, sir. We serve everybody.”

* “Waiter, waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!”
“Strange! It was ground only a minute ago!”

* “So how did you find our steak, sir?”
“I lifted a piece of lettuce, and there it was!”

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~~ If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love.
Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning
"Good morning" at total strangers.

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~~ While auditing one of our departments, an assistant asked me what
I was doing. "Listing your assets," I told her.
"Oh," she said. "Well, I have a good sense of humor and I make great
lasagna."

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~~ Ronald Reagan had played the hero against Soviet Russia,
'the heart of darkness' he called it.
But, on a sunny June day, he leisurely strolled across the cobblestones
of Red Square arm in arm with Mikhail Gorbachev,
who introduced him to children along the way as 'Grand-father Reagan.'

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~~ THANKS, I THINK...George Green, of Kalamazoo, Michigan,
patented the electric dental drill January 26th, 1875.

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~~ The last time I leaned over the railing and looked down at Plymouth
Rock, enshrined there in Plymouth, a father and his daughter of about
eight years were beside me.
"Do you know what happened here?" I overheard the father asking.
"Oh yes, Daddy, this was the place the penguins landed."

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~~ I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.
The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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~~ Flex comes in late for school.
Teacher asks why he's late.
Flex replies that he had to take the family cow over to the
neighbour's to get her bred by a bull.
Annoyed, teacher demands, "Can't your father do that?"
Little Johnny thinks for a moment: replies,
"Well, sure... but the bull can do it better."
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Todays Thought:  One good turn gets most of the blanket.

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