Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, Friends.....

Early today as have doc's appointment early.....

Same as tomorrow morning.....

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First cutting of the season.......

Hopefully he'll get three the summer.....

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Pie for breakfast??......

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He's gotten away....no breakfast this morning.....

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Yep....you square!....

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Ouch!!

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You watch that sucker.....Little Bubba!

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On the Kat channel.......

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Okay......

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Someone's gonna feel like a fool......

Showing off does that...

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Someone likes my postings.....

sent me a medal......but why the Donkeys butt?

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~~ Conducting a survay, a TV news reporter asked a man in the street,

"Do you support GM food?"
The man said: "Not really. I think they should stick to making cars."

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~~ At the funeral of Harry Houdini, producers Charles Dillingham and
Florenz Ziegfeld were among the pallbearers.
As they carried out the great escape artist's coffin,
Dillingham whispered to Ziegfeld, "I bet you, Ziggie,
a hundred bucks that Houdini ain't inside this."

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~~ A mother was perturbed to find her son eating out of the sugar bowl.
"Don't let me catch you doing that again," she scolded her son.
The boy was willing but doubtful if he could comply.
"I will try, Mommy," the son informed his mother,
"But you walk so quiet sometimes!"

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~~ Obituary - Someone Else"
Our church was saddened to learn this week of the death of one of our
most valued members,..... Someone Else.
Someone's passing creates a vacancy that will be difficult to fill.
Else has been with us for many years and for every one of those years,
Someone did far more than a normal person's share of the work.
Whenever there was a job to do, a class to teach, or a meeting to attend,
one name was on everyone's list, "Let Someone Else do it."
Whenever leadership was mentioned, this wonderful person was looked
to for inspiration as well as results;
"Someone Else can work with that group."
It was common knowledge that Someone Else was among the most
liberal givers in our church.
Whenever there was a financial need, everyone just assumed
Someone Else would make up the difference.
Someone Else was a wonderful person;
sometimes appearing superhuman.
Were the truth known, everybody expected too much of Someone Else.
Now Someone Else is gone!
We wonder what we are going to do.
Someone Else left a wonderful example to follow,
but who is going to follow it?
Who is going to do the things Someone Else did?
When you are asked to help this year, remember -
we can't depend on Someone Else anymore.

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~~ My father-in-law had prostate surgery.
We brought him to the hospital at 7:30 a.m., and he was operated on
at eight.
We were amazed when the hospital called at noon to tell us he could go
home.
Two months later our beagle, Bo, also had prostate surgery.
When I brought him in, I asked the veterinarian what time I should pick
him up.
The vet told me Bo would remain overnight.
"Overnight?" I said."My father-in-law came home the same day."
The vet looked at me and said, "Bo's not on Medicare!"

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~~ One day at my job as a bank teller, I was crouched down under
the till, putting some money away,
so the customer waiting at my wicket didn't realize I was there.
I must have startled him when I stood up, because he said,
"Wow! That's what I call an instant teller!"

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~~ The doctor was reviewing, some results from a routine blood test
with me during my checkup, then he took my blood pressure.
"Were you in a hurry this morning?" he asked.
Contemplating the worst, I replied, "No, as a matter of fact,
I sat quietly in the waiting room, very relaxed and reading.
Why? Is my blood pressure off the scales?"
"No," replied the doctor,"your camisole is on inside out."

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~~ My son, Jared, awoke in the night with a cramp in his leg.
I explained to him that it was a growing pain and commented that it
was funny that only one leg was "growing."
I rubbed his sore leg and he soon went back to sleep.
In the morning, when Jared came downstairs, he told me that his leg
was feeling better.
"I don't get it." he said.
"I stood in front of the mirror and compared my legs,
but I don't see any difference."


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Today's Thought:  When painting a ceiling, a good rule of thumb is
that there should be at least as much paint on the ceiling as there
is in one's hair.

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