Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, Friends and neighbors.....

Sorry I'm a wee bit late...

Had some problems....

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Cows breakfast time......

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"Sadie's" had her breakfast, now it's nap time.....

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Shhhh, you'll wake Sadie up.....

Keep it down.......

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Damn, was it that bad??

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He even looks mean.....not!

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Oh, my....I don't have any extra to give......

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We said youse was ugly........

Gotta get you some pretty pills.....

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He said he was gonna pull up the sign and go home......

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Now were are you going??

Bottled cat any one??

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If I could climb up into the car I'll leave.....

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~~ The different kinds of doctors.......

There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told
that they can be differentiated by the following method:
* General Practitioners know nothing and do little.
* Surgeons know little and do everything.
* Internists know everything and do nothing.
* Pathologists know everything and can do everything,
but it's usually too late.

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~~ Gus and Pete are good friends.
Gus is calm and laidback and never complains, whereas Pete is a
nervous person and is always complaining about something or another.
One day, Pete says, "How do you manage to get along so well with
everyone you meet, Gus?.... I'd love to know."
"Oh, that's easy," replies Gus, "I just never disagree with anyone."
"Gus" says Pete angrily, "I think you're a liar!"
"Don't I know it," says Gus with a smile......

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~~ Gus was asleep in his chair one afternoon when he was awoken
by the sound of the doorbell,
He shuffled to the door and when he opened it, he saw a beautiful
young woman standing there.
"Oh, dear!" she said.
"I'm at the wrong house."
"Sweetheart, you're at the right house," the Gus assured her,
"but you're forty years too late!"

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~~ The toughest thing about homework is getting mom and pop to
agree on the same answer.

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~~ A few weeks after a visit to my optometrist to be fitted for new
glasses, I received a rather large envelope in the mail.
It contained a big sheet of paper with this message written in five- inch
type: YOUR GLASSES ARE READY.

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~~ Two neighbors living in New York's stockbroker belt were discussing
how they had made their respective fortunes.
One said: "When I came here from Mexico three years ago,
all I had was the boots on my feet and a sack on my back.
Look at me now: a $10 million house, a $3 million penthouse apartment,
three classic cars worth $1 million each, a yacht worth $3 million,
and $5 million in the bank."
"That's amazing," said his neighbor.
"Tell me, what was in the sack?"
"Twenty-four million dollars."

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~~ If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it,
change the way you think about it.

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~~ For years I have studied the phenomenon of the mother who sits
down for a moment to get off her feet.
From all I've been able to gather a message goes out over an invisible
network.....
At that moment, children will appear, a pot will boil over, and a loud
voice will shriek."

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~~ I just had a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my
clothes to the starving people throughout the world.
I told them "Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving!"

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Todays Thought: “Your worst days are never so bad that you are beyond
the reach of God's grace and your best days are never so good that
you are beyond the need of it.”

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