Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, every one....Gonna be a nice weekend here...

How about were your at? Nice also I hope...

Sorry I'm late...the electric has went off three times so far,

this morning.. The price you pay for living in the sticks...

I guess......  That and dial up.....

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Week end is shaping up to be a great one.....

But I got Pretty flowers to look at.......

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And I got "OREO" one of my cats.....

She always wants a pat.......

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Any one for a hot dog??

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Or maybe a big one...?

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Got a bunch of burgers on the hoof next door....

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Yoda's having a ride........

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How do you embroider Wonder Bread? Very, very carefully.

But it's hard to spread the peanut butter.......

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Nice place for a nap....now if I can get him up.....I'll leave.....

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~~ Gus to friend in restaurant: "My wife hates all four-letter words

other than 'sale'."

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~~ Did you hear about Pete the farmer, who couldn't get anything but politics

on his television?
Seems he had the power wire connected to a windmill and the ground
wire connected to the manure spreader.


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~~ Joan Rivers sez; I'm such a bad housekeeper, people wipe their
feet before they leave, and when I cook,.......
I serve Tums for after-dinner mints.

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~~ Pete was asked what "horse sense" meant to him.
He thought about it, then chuckled and said,
"I reckon it's nothing more than the ability to say nay."

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~~ Here's a bit of advice for people who aren't in a hurry:
if you decide to take the highway and obey the speed limit,
make sure you have a strong rear bumper!

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~~ All the old outrageous notions have come true,
space exploration, organ transplants, test-tube babies,
artificial intelligence.
Seems like the only science fiction left, is the weather forecast.

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~~ A little boy was spending the weekend with his grandmother who
decided to take him to the park.
Admiring the beautiful landscape, she remarked:
"Doesn't it look like an artist painted this scenery?
Did you know God painted this just for you?"
The boy said: "Yes, God did it, and he did it left-handed."
His grandmother was confused.
"What makes you say God did this with his left hand?"
"Well," said the boy, "we learned at Sunday School last week that
Jesus sits on God's right hand!"

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~~ Playing around with my new iTouch,
I decided to get directions to my son's base from my home in Maryland.
So I typed "Wahiawa, Hawaii."
I got turn-by-turn directions until I hit the coast.
Then I was told, "Kayak across the Pacific Ocean entering Hawaii."

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~~ After a lengthy course on improving computer skills,
a teacher finally seemed to get the hang of it.
In fact, he admitted in his self-evaluation,
"computers have simplified and shortened my life."

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~~ Q: How do fleas travel?
A: They itch-hike.
( I know, I know it was bad...Huh....Pete?)
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Todays Thought:  If you have a job without aggravations, you don't have a job.

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