Down Hummingbird Lane

Hey....everyone, we're getting light rain today...
gotta be good for the gardens....
I'm dieing for a good homegrown tomato......
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Kinda pale this morning...??

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He hasn't used the other 8 yet.....

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Yep...She's going to be a dog lover.....

I can tell from here......

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Now, I wonder where that cat went??

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Hey, Pete....Waynesboro rest stop??

That's cool......

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Free ride......

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Cool looking dude....He's mean when he's drinking.....

beware....

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We won't eat you......

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Yep, he's owned......That's what you get for showing off!

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Pete, wanna buy a Hummer? Cheap, and not many miles...

Owned by an Amish farmer...

Let you have it cheap.....

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~~ One morning, I was roaming the aisles of my local supermarket,

looking for items on my shopping list and wondering why the graham
crackers aren't ever put in the cracker section.
In my futile search, I kept running into a guy I'd never seen before.
He was wandering up and down the aisles, with an equally lost look
on his face.
Somewhere between the pasta and sauces, he looked up at me and
said, "I can't find a darned thing in this store!"
I knew how he felt, so I asked, "What is it you're looking for?"
"My wife."

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~~ When I asked my friend if she was planning to attend church,
she just shook her head.
"I haven't gone in a long time," she said.
"Besides, it's too late for me.
I've probably already broken all seven commandments."

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~~ While on maneuvers, we came upon a stranded Humvee under the
command of a lieutenant.
The officer was gone, but his driver told us the engine had quit on them.
We took a look and determined they'd run out of gas.
"Where's the lieutenant?" I asked.
The driver responded, "He drove off to get help in the fuel truck that
was following us."

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~~ After giving birth, Ree quit her job.
The exit questionnaire asked, "What steps would have prevented you
from leaving?"
Her answer: "Birth control."

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~~ dialed a wrong number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but I thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the beep.
If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."

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~~ Having just graduated from college, Susan was looking forward to
her first day on the job as a market researcher.
However, she quit after doing her first interview.
Asked whether he thought ignorance and apathy were the greatest
problems facing the world today, her subject shrugged and answered,
"I don't know and I don't care."

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~~ Whenever someone says, "I'm not book-smart;
I'm street-smart,"
all I hear is "I'm not real smart; I'm imaginary smart."

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~~ Pete wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test:
Tester: "If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another
two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?"
Pete replied, "SEVEN!"
Tester: "No, listen carefully again.
If I give you two rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits,
how many rabbits have you got?"
Pete: "SEVEN!"
Tester: "Let's try this another way.
If I give you two bottles of beer, and two bottles of beer, and another
two bottles of beer, how many bottles of beer have you got?"
Pete: "SIX."
Tester: "Good! Now, if I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits,
and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?"
Pete: "SEVEN!"
Tester: "How on Earth do you figure that you'd have seven rabbits?"
Pete: "Well I've already got one rabbit at home!"

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~~ PATIENT: Doctor, what's the difference between ammonia and
pneumonia?
DOCTOR: Ammonia comes in bottles; pneumonia comes in chests.
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Todays Thought:  Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today.

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