Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, friends and neighbors....... A little foggy this morning....
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This Mornings Sunrise......gonna be warm....

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What ya got for breakfast??

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Thirsty??

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Pant's on the ground!!   looks stupid....

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Is he a fattie??

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Jellybean toes?? that's a first for me........

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There's already 4 guys looking....

One is "Cennie"

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Smile! he's gonna take your picture.....

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Yeah, no more.......right.

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Well, time I left...youall be careful.....

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♥♥♥

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~~ Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my

wife's voice from the kitchen.
"What would you like for dinner?...... Chicken, beef or lamb?"
I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."
She yelled "You're having whatever leftovers you can find asshole,
I was talking to the cat.

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~~ This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare.
At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare".
So I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed,
lazy, can't speak English and have no clue who their Daddys are.
They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical
care, and feel guilty because they are dogs.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My Dogs get their first checks Friday.

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~~ The teacher told my son, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
He said, "What do you got for cops?"

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~~ Harvey, worked for 27 years as a driver for a bus company in
Vancouver.
One morning while doing his run downtown, he came upon a horrible
crash.
A vehicle had smashed into a telephone pole, and it was a terrible sight.
Since Harvey had training as a paramedic, he took charge,
stopped the bus and asked someone to phone 911.
He ran over to see what he could do, when all of a sudden a man
waving a clipboard came running down the street, yelling,
"Do you mind?........ We're shooting a movie here!"

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~~ "I had an operation and the doctor left a sponge in me."
"Got any pain?"
"No, but, boy, do I get thirsty!"

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~~ With our 25th wedding anniversary approaching I told the wife to
pack as I WAS taking her to China to celebrate.
She said "WoW, that's got to cost a ton.
I can't wait to see what happen on our 50th."
"Oh," I said " that's when I'll come to pick you up"

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~~ Try as I might, I just couldn't get in sync with my insurance customer.
When I asked if he lived in the Eastern or Central time zone,
he answered, "We're normal time."
Not sure what that meant, I continued.
"Let me put it this way: Is it 10:45 where you are?"
"No," he said. "It's 10:46."

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~~ While ferrying workers back and forth from our offshore oil rig,
the helicopter I was on lost power and went down.
Fortunately, it landed safely in a lake.
Struggling to get out, one man tore off his seat belt, inflated his life vest
and jerked open the exit door.
"Don't jump!" the pilot called out.
"This thing is supposed to float!"
As the man leapt from the helicopter into the lake, he yelled back,
"Yeah, and it's supposed to fly too!"

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~~ A true story during a Lamaze class...
the nurse-practitioner was discussing proper nutrition during pregnancy.
A young lady [blonde] asked if Fruit Loops counted as a serving of
fruits/vegetables?.......... And she was serious.
(sorry Taz)

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Today's Thought:  A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

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