Hey, Taz....90º degrees today...
I bet it's hot at "Witchy's" house.....
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He'll eat them....He'd eat anything!
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Yea...fried Peeps....
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Wee bit cramped....Yeah!
The fellow on the left; see what fried peeps do for ya?
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Come out...come out and play......
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Okay! I got him subdued....
You can come out now...bunny!
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I hate you.....
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An "Elvis" Wedding?
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Mirror, Mirror ....who is........
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The big Bang........got the T-paper handy?
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~~ Gus awakes and, as he's been doing now for over 50 years,
he immediately goes into the bathroom to get ready to go to work.
But 15 minutes later, he's still in the bathroom and it's no surprise that
his wife finally hammers on the door and shouts out,
"What on earth are you doing in there,Gus?
Why are you taking so long?"
It's simple ," Gus shouts back.
"As I get balder and balder, it's taking me longer and longer to wash
my face."
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~~ Pete was shopping for digestive enzymes at the drugstore.
He picked up a bottle of pills that had a warning sticker on it.
Not understanding the warning, Pete approached the pharmacist and
her two assistants to ask if they thought it was safe for him to take the
pills, given that he was lactose intolerant.
The drugstore employees looked confused, so he showed them the
label.
It read: Do not take if lactating.
The pharmacist patiently explained toPete that chances were he was
not breastfeeding.
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~~ Sign in the window of a carpet store.
Use our easy credit plan 100% down, nothing to pay each month.
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~~ Two friends were standing in a bank when a pair of robbers entered.
Not only did the thieves clean out the tills, but they walked around with
bags and ordered everyone to throw their valuables in.
Just as the robbers got to the pair, one of the friends turned to the
other and, passing him a bill, said,
"By the way, Joe, here's that twenty bucks I owe you."
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~~ Driving home after school one day, my nine-year-old son Gabe,
was telling me that his class had had a guest speaker, a police officer,
who spoke about bullying.
Gabe said the officer told the students that out of a group of ten bullies,
six would eventually end up in jail.
I asked my son what he thought the lesson was.
"Don't be one of the six!" he exclaimed.
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~~ There was the ghetto school that was so badly underfunded that
the only hot lunches were those that were stolen.
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~~ John and I were best friends, but I wasn't fond of his pesky,
tagalong little sister, Ginger.
Then one weekend during college John asked a favor.
His girlfriend, Millie, wasn't allowed to see him alone.
Would I double date? Amazingly, all the girls we knew were busy.
"I'll ask Ginger!" he said.
Me and the pest?
No way!
John called her anyway.
Would you go out with Bill?" he asked.
Ginger was as appalled as I was at the idea.
But she came on the date as a favor to Millie.
We went to a movie and to my surprise, Ginger was lots of fun.
How had I never noticed how pretty she was?
Ginger and I just celebrated our 50th wedding anniversary.
It must have been hard work for those angels keeping every other
girl in town busy that night.
One day I'll thank them for their trouble.
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~~ Did you hear about the irish team that attempted to scale
Mt. Everest?
Unfortunately they ran out of scaffolding 30 feet from the top.
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~~ "I don't know," the world-famous novelist said to his editor.
"I just don't think my newer books are as good as my earlier works."
"Rubbish," the understanding editor replied, "your writing is the same
as it ever was....... It's your taste that's improved."
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~~ Our copier was on the fritz so I put a note on it:
"Service has been called."
When the technician told me he had to order parts,
I added a second note: "Parts have been ordered."
During the next five days, when we had to use an older,
slower copier on the other side of the building,
someone taped a third note to the machine:
"Prayers have been said."
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Todays Thought: Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age,
but they die young."
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90 Wow our highest so far has been 12C Could do with a bit of warm weather I've worn jumpers for that long I look like a sheep :-)))
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