Good Morning, Everyone......kinda chilly this morning?
I guess it's hot over the mountain...... Pete?
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Pete. Getting milk for breakfast??
I'm going to the Buffet for the gravy and biscuits....
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But first. I gotta get the cat out, so I can wash up....
I know I'll just turn the water on......
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Susi for breakfast??
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He can't believe It ether.......
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Yep.....what can you say??
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Shy, doesn't want his picture taken.......▼▼
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Sez; he'll get a picture one way or another.....
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Is that what you call it?? Sounds pretty bad, to Me....
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Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday to you........
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I'de say your right!! gotta stay on your feet......
That might hurt.......
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~~ A young boy spent a weekend at nature camp.
When his mother went to pick him up, he told her camp was okay,
but that they play tricks on you.
Asked to explain, he said, "Well, like when they make you get up every
morning for ravioli, and yet they never give you any."
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~~ Judges certainly are getting tougher on criminals.
They're giving them much longer suspended sentences.
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~~ One of the first junk e-mail........
"Back then, the entire Internet consisted of two slow, boxcar-
sized UNIVAC computers about 50 feet apart, connected by a wire.
It would take one of these computers an entire day to send an email
to the other one,
which would immediately delete it, because it was a Viagra ad."
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~~ Today's word is - INTAXICATION:
Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your
money to start with.
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~~ Three ninjas are comparing their ability and boasting who is the
best...
The first says "Watch this" and does a chop in the air and a bee falls to
the ground - chopped in half.
The second says "That's nothing, watch this"
Does a chop in the air and a fly falls to the ground - chopped in half.
The third also does a chop in the air towards a tiny gnat which then just
flies off.
The first two laugh and say that he didn't chop it in half.
"I know" the third ninja replies "...but he'll never have children"
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~~ The woman asked her redneck lover,
“Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?”
“Sure,” he replied. “What’s your phone number?
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~~ My five-year-old grand daughter, Amber, was describing,
what her future would be like.
She told me she would have three dogs.
"Why three?" I asked.
Amber said that when she slept, she'd have one big dog to rest her
head on like a pillow, and a small one cuddled under each arm.
"Oh," I replied, "So if you're in bed with the three dogs around you
and in your arms, what about your husband?"
Amber was quiet for a moment as she thought this through.
Finally she said, "He can get his own dog!"
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~~ While hunting with William Faulkner, Clark Gable asked him to
name the best authors of the day.
Faulkner included himself on the list, prompting Gable to ask,
"Oh, are you a writer?"
"Yes" he answered, "And what is it that you do?"
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~~ Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a bell?
Take these and if it doesn’t help give me a ring!
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~~ We recently had a spell of bad weather, and my neighbor's car was
stuck in her icy driveway.
She rang and asked if I could help push her out.
I salted around her tires and gave it my all pushing in front, then in back.
The car just wouldn't budge.
I tried it again and again.
After nearly ten minutes, I heard something click under the hood.
She rolled down her window and said, "Oh sorry!
The emergency brake was on!"
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Todays Thought: Never get up in the morning with a long face,
or you'll have that much more to shave.
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