Weather has set new records.....
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This mornings Sunrise.....Rain tonight......
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There is some pretty blooms on this flowering Almond......
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Looking for breakfast?
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He's hiding, sez he's not breakfast!
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He's looking at the dog down there, and wondering "What the...."
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Phfffffff......
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What's down??
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Wanna buy a team, Pete??
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Anyone looking for a job? they got an opening....
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That's gonna leave a mark.....Whow!
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~~ I'm sick of women saying men can't multi task!
I can tell my wife how beautiful she looks and keep a straight face
at the same time quite well.
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~~ Daffynition......
crab grass..........
what crabs smoke to get high...
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~~ Did you know....Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the
agony of de feet.
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~~ On Valentine's Day, we took the bus to our favorite restaurant.
An elderly gentleman boarded with a bouquet of roses.
He sat next to the young man across from us.
"Some lucky lady is going to get a beautiful Valentine's Day gift,"
remarked the young man.
"Yes, I'm bringing them to my wife," the older man said.
"Do you have a sweetheart?"
"I do," the younger man replied.
"I'm giving her a card.
It's all I could afford."
When the bus slowed to let the elderly man off, he put the bouquet in
the young man's lap.
"My wife would want you to have them."
"Thanks!" the young man said.
The gentleman got off and walked through the gates of a cemetery.
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~~ Hmmmm....the pollen count... now thats a tough job ...
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~~ I had amnesia once -- or twice.
Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
The speed of time is one-second per second.
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~~ We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom
that is in it.
The cat that sits down on a hot stove lid will never sit down on a hot
stove lid again, but also it will never sit down on a cold one anymore.
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~~ My wife and I were at my high school reunion.
As I looked around, I noticed the other men in their expensive suits with
their bulging stomachs.
Proud of the fact that I weighed just five pounds more than I did when
I was in high school, the result of trying to beat a living out of a rocky
hillside farm, I said to my wife, "I'm the only guy here who can wear the
suit he graduated in."
She glanced at the prosperous crowd.
"You're the only one here who has to."
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~~ Everyone needs a dog to adore him,
and a cat to shock him back to reality.
Dogs have owners to whom they are faithful and provide
love and companionship.
Cats have staff.
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~~ As a Catholic, I'm partial to Notre Dame football.
As a former Michigan resident, though, I also keep tabs on Michigan
college teams.
One Saturday afternoon, a neighbor dropped in while I was watching
Notre Dame vs. Michigan State.
"Which team do you want to win?" he asked.
"Gee, I don't know," I replied.
"I'm kind of torn between Church and State."
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~~ An electrician claimed that his truck was a volts wagon.
(ha-ha-ha I'm such a live wire..Don't ya think, Pete?.)
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Todays Thought: More hearts pine away in secret anguish for unkindness from those
who should be their comforters than for any other calamity in life.
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