Down Hummingbird Lane

A good rainy morning.......
Still warm.......
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Breakfast Art??

no! I want sausage and eggs!

A apple a day keeps the Doctor away...?

wannta buy??

Any one want some jellyfish?

Not me!!

I'm chicken.......

He's just had breakfast.......

OMG.....what is it??

He wants to know too.....

Foolish.....

I just don't know......

Neat lookin bike.....

Time to get going.....

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~~ Please....All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.

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~~ Pete goes to see his supervisor in the front office.
"Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home
tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage,
moving and hauling stuff."
"We're short-handed, Pete," the boss replies.
"I can't give you the day off."
"Thanks, boss," says Pete, "I knew I could count on you!"

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~~ With fire alarms blaring at my mom's apartment complex,
she grabbed her favorite bathing suit and ran out.
"A bathing suit?" I said later. "Of all the priceless things in that apartment,
that's what you chose to save?"
"Material things come and go," she said.
But a one-piece suit that doesn't make you look fat is impossible to
replace."

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~~ Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

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~~ A man is driving with his wife at his side and his mother-in-law in
the back seat.
And the women just won't leave the poor guy alone.
His mother-in-law says, "You're driving too fast!"
His wife says, "Stay to the left!"
After several more orders from both of them the man breaks down
and barks at his wife, "Who's driving this car -
you or your mother?"

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~~ Two blondes lock thier keys in the car....
One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one
watches.
Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!"
The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain
and the top is down".

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~~ My son, a high school senior, went to take a national literacy test
recently.
A sign on the classroom door read "Literacy Testing in Progress:
Do Not Distrub!"

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~~ Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

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~~ Our school had just installed a new air-conditioning system,
and a representative from the company wanted to make sure it was
running smoothly.
Poking his head into an empty classroom, he asked the teacher,
"Any little problems here?"
"No," she said, smiling. "All our little problems have gone home."

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~~What's the difference between snot and cauliflower?
Kids will eat snot.

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 ~~ A young man arrived home in a state of exhaustion.
"Are you okay?" asked his mother.
How did your day with grandma go?"
"Never again!" he said.
"I've never been so embarrassed in my life.
I couldn't believe some of the things she said, things like:
'What are you doing here?
We don't want your sort in this country! Go on, get back to Africa,
get back to India!'
Everybody was staring at us.
Eventually I had to tell her: 'Gran, it's a zoo'
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Todays Thought:  How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

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