Cold spell this weekend....and some rain tomorrow.....
Squirrels hungry....eating my new plants....
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A mouse? somethins fishy.........
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A baby Panda, saying hi.....
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Need some Bunnies?
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Cat bed?
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He's hungry... he's saying feed me....
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I'm not going to explain it.....
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He's saying...OMG, look at that snake.....
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Now this is scary....I don't do snakes.....
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A Starving artist is just as hungry as anyone else.....
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Any one got a jack?? house seems out of level....
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~~ Our hometown baseball team is called the Greene Possums.
They get killed on the road.
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~~ Critics are like eunuchs in a harem.
They're there every night, they see it done every night, they see how it
should be done every night, but they can't do it themselves.
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~~ Seven-year-old Hailey found a package of birth control pills in the
bathroom of her mother Suzanne.
"Mommy, what are these?" the girl asked. Suzanne answered,
"Oh, I take those when I have a headache.
They're just for moms."
Hailey studied the empty rows and replied, "Looks like you've had a lot
of headaches."
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~~ When five-year-old Melody started using a big girl toothbrush,
her mother Wendy instructed her, "Squeeze the tube until you get about
a pea-size glob of toothpaste on the brush."
Melody began squeezing the toothpaste tube and then asked,
"A capital p or a small p?"
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~~ Many people take no care of their money till they come nearly to the
end of it, and others do just the same with their time.
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~~ A state trooper heard this plea on his radio:
"Does anyone know where I'm at? I'm all screwed up."
It was a policeman who had lost his way.
Another voice rang out, bold and authoritative:
"Would the officer making that last transmission please identify himself?"
After a short silence, a third unidentified voice said,
"He's not that screwed up."
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~~ An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard:
“woman without her man is nothing”.
The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.
The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”
The women wrote: “Woman! Without her, man is nothing.”
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~~ An Irish Inventor
The following is a list of inventions.
They were the brainchildren of the Kerry man who was history's
unluckiest producer of lemonade.
Over the years he came up with 4-up, 5-up, 6-up and then stopped!
And if that isn't bad enough, look at other things he produced:
An inflatable dartboard
A chocolate kettle
A soluble life-raft
A solar-powered torch....
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~~ My niece, pregnant with her second child, was certain she wanted
an epidural for pain management during childbirth.
Her doctor asked her at which stage of labor she wanted the epidural
administered.
Her response: "Just meet me in the parking lot."
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Todays Thought:
The only thing we learn from a new election is we learned nothing from the old.
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