Lots rain....
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Awww...That's just wrong.... Someone's mad....
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He's mad.....You scared the fish away...
Also he thinks Pete is a crab!
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Foul invaders......what else can I say??
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Mini Kangeroos??
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Getting ready to bite.......
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Cute.......
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Mighty small........
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Weird lookin........
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I just don't know??
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~~ A little boy was afraid of the dark.
One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her
the broom.
The little boy turned to his mother and said, "Mama, I don't want to go
out there...... It's dark."
The mother smiled reassuringly at her son.
"You don't have to be afraid of the dark," she explained.
"Jesus is out there.
He'll look after you and protect you."
The little boy looked at his mother real hard and asked, "Are you sure
he's out there?"
"Yes, I'm sure.
He is everywhere, and he is always ready to help you when you need
him," she said.
The little boy thought about that for a minute and then went to the back
door and cracked it a little.
Peering out into the darkness, he called, "Jesus? If you're out there,
would you please hand me the broom?"
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~~ A government worker is like a shotgun with a broken firing pin --
It won't work and you can't fire it.
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~~ I remember one time when I was home visiting my folks.
My mom asked me to set the table for dinner.
I opened the refrigerator and taped to the inside of the door was
a risqué picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built, but scantily clad
young woman.
“Mom, what's this?" I asked.
"Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to over eat," she answered.
"Is it working?" I asked.
"Yes and no," she explained.
"I've lost 15 pounds, but your dad has gained 20!"
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~~ The young man quit dating the telephone operator because he
felt disconnected.
Besides, she had too many hang-ups.
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~~ A photographer was posing a father and son for a portrait.
He asked the young man to put his hand on the father's shoulder.
The father jokingly said, "If you are trying to get a natural- looking shot,
then my son should have a hand reaching out toward my billfold!"
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~~ Door-to-door salesman to housewife:
"Let me show you an item your neighbors said you couldn't afford to buy."
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~~ My friend is a Botox junkie, she can't stop getting the injections.
But surprisingly, when I reminded her to get her flu shot, she shuddered.
"I hate needles," she said.
I had a solution: "Just pretend it will make your arm look younger."
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~~ What do you call somebody who pretends to be a college student?
An athlete.
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~~ After the revival had concluded, the three pastors were discussing
the results with one another.
The Methodist minister said, "The revival worked out great for us!
We gained four new families."
The Baptist preacher said, "We did better than that!
We gained six new families."
The Presbyterian pastor said, "Well, we did even better than that!
We got rid of our ten biggest trouble makers!"
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~~ What retirement means to the lady of the house is twice as much
husband on half as much income.
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~~ Headlines We've Seen & Loved!.....
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash.
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers .
Miners Refuse to Work after Death .
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant .
War Dims Hope for Peace .
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile .
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures .
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Todays Thought: Modesty is attended with profit, arrogance brings on destruction.
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