Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning....Friends....
A nice rainy day...rain all weekend....
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And Now The News of The day.....

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Okay! send $12.00 and I will get back to you....

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He's just jealous....He wants half......

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I do too.....

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He's just hungry, and all he's got is grass...

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What is your interests?? Meow-mix?

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She doesn't like Chinese.......

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Oh, no.....not that......

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I'm wondering how long did it take??

I'm glad I didn't have to use that saw.......wow.

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I don't know!!

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~~ Sherry's three-year-old insisted on toting his share at the hardware

store.
As he struggled along with a can of paint, he exclaimed,
"I thought you said you were going to buy light blue paint!"

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~~ Pete and Gus were lost in the desert, and were dying of thirst.
All at once they saw a collection of tents and market stalls in the distance.
They rushed into the first and asked if they sold water.
"No," replied the Arab within, "We only have custard."
The men went into the next tent and asked the same question.
"I'm sorry," said the second Arab, "We only sell jelly."
Perplexed, the men went to the last stall in the market, once again
asking if there is any water to spare.
"A thousand apologies," said the Arab, "We only have sponge cakes."
The men left, disappointed and a little confused.
"That was weird," said Pete.
"Yes," replied Gus, "It was a trifle bazaar."

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~~ The reason that worry kills more people than work is because there
are more people who worry than work ...

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~~ Before five-year-old Anna Marie went into the hospital for a
tonsillectomy, her mother Janie tried to reassure her.
"This is the place where I delivered your baby brother Mason a few
months ago," Janie said.
"But you won't have to stay overnight like I did."
Anna Marie thought a moment and said,
"Do I have to bring home a baby, too?"

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~~ A lady dropped her handbag in the bustle of holiday shopping....
An honest, little boy noticed her drop the handbag, so he picked it up
and returned it to her.
The lady looked into her handbag and commented, "Hmm... That's funny.
When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it.
Now there are twenty $1 bills."
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady.
The last time I found a purse, the owner didn't have any change for
a reward."

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~~ The physician writing out a prescription for his hypertensive
cardiac patient: “Diazepam 5mg (tranquilizer) TDS".
The patient’s wife asks, "Doctor, when are these medicines to be given?"
Doctor: "These are to be taken by you...... He needs rest"

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~~ Before my daughter went on her first date, I gave her "the talk."
"Sometimes, it's easy to get carried away when you're with a boy,"
I said. Remember, a short moment of indiscretion could ruin your life."
"Don't worry," she said.
"I don't plan on ruining my life until I get married."

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~~ Italian Pasta Diet ---It Really Works!
1) You walka pasta da bakery.
2) You walka pasta da candy store.
3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4) You walka pasta da table and fridge.

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~~ For our honeymoon my fiancé and I chose a fashionable hotel
known for its luxurious suites.
When I called to make reservations, the desk clerk inquired,
"Is this for a special occasion?"
"Yes," I replied. "It's our honeymoon."
"And how many adults will there be?" she asked.

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~~ A patient asked the dentist, if it wasn’t nasty to be all the day with
the hands in someone's mouth.
The dentist answered "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

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~~ Wooden Spoons
One day during cooking class, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, was extolling
her secrets for preparing perfect sauces.
When she ordered us to the stoves to prepare our assignments,
she said, "Don't forget to use wooden spoons."
As I stirred my sauce, I contemplated the physics behind the mystery
of the wooden spoon, and decided it must have something to do with
heat conduction.
I approached Mrs. Jones to test my theory.
"Why wooden spoons?" I asked.
"Because," she replied, "if I have to sit here listening to twenty-three
metal spoons banging against metal pots, I'll go nuts."
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Todays Thoughts: I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.
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