A overcast, rainy day here....
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You woke me up for this??
you an't right!
Some "Pringles" for breakfast??
try the grilled shrimp.....
All I can say is "butt Man"
He thinks the "Butt Man' looks funny....
Chickin Cat!
Shhh you guys, I'm trying to sleep in my sleeping bag....
another dumb tat......
Verbal Abuse....
A real lawn mower..
Well, time for me to leave.....
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~~ A new priest came to this small bayou town.
His first Sunday, he stood and preached against the use of the Pill.
Jacques Ribot a member of the parish, yelled at him,
"Padre, if you don't play the game, don't make the rules!"
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~~ My uncle Fred was an angry man.
He had printed on his tombstone.
'What are you looking at?'
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~~ One afternoon, two worms were crawling through the grass.
The male worm said to female worm, "How about if you and I go back to
your place?"
The female worm said, "Okay."
So, the two worms went back to her place and the male worm noticed
that the female worm is wearing a wedding ring.
The male worm said, "I'm sorry honey, but I don't do this sort of thing
with married worms."
The female worm replied, "Don't worry.
My husband is not coming home."
The male worm asked, "How do you know that for sure?"
The female worm answered, " Well, he got up early this morning and
went fishing."
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~~ Why struggle so hard to construct more powerful cars?
How much power does one need to go fifty-five?
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~~ Dear God,
So far today,
I've done all right.
I haven't gossiped. I haven't lost my temper.
I haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent.
I am very thankful for that.
But, in a few minutes, God, I'm going to get out of bed;
and from then on, I'm probably going to need a lot more help.
Amen .....
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~~ Q: Why did the polar bears go to the South Pole?
A: To visit their Aunt Arctica!
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~~ My grandson, Ryeley, is best friends with my sister's grandson,
Mackenzie, and they are in the same class at school.
Mackenzie went away on a holiday and Ryeley offered to pick up his
homework for the week.
At the end of the week, his mom asked, "Where is Mackenzie's
homework?"
"Well, I did it," he replied.
"I didn't want him to fall behind, you know."
"What did you do with it?" she asked.
"I handed it in every day," he said, "That's what you're supposed to
do with homework."
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~~ DENTIST is the most suitable male profession -
the only man that can tell a
woman when to open and when to shut her mouth, and get away with it.
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~~ A group of guys I know took a trip to France and decided to attend
Mass in a small town, even though none of them understood French.
They managed to stand, kneel, and sit when the rest of the congregation
did, so it wouldn't be obvious they were tourists.
At one point, the priest spoke and the man sitting next to them stood up,
so they got up too.
The entire congregation broke into hearty laughter.
After the service they approached the priest, who spoke English,
and asked him what had been so funny.
The priest said he had announced a birth in the parish and asked the
father to stand up.
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~~ Retirement, that wonderful time of life when the sun rises and you
don't.
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~~ The arithmetic teacher had written 10.9 on the blackboard,
and had then rubbed out the decimal point to show the effect of
multiplying this number by ten.
"Johnson," he asked, "Where is the decimal point now?"
"On the eraser, sir!" came the reply.
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Todays Thought: Anger is only one letter short of danger.
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