I went to breakfast this morning..... Were where you....Pete?
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This critter is looking for some breakfast....
Looking at the squirrl.... and lickin her chops......
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She's busy eatin.........
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HEY. Did you see that tree Rat??
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He's got his new tie on, lookin good....Bubbia!
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Somebuddy's got one hell of a chocolate egg to eat....
I bet Carol or Taz would finish it off.......
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Some Wind Sock...All right!
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"Bobbie" here's where your Easter Hat went.....
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I tell ya....I just don't know??
Maybe "Pete" can tell us??
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~~ Sitting around the hotel pool, Gus said to Pete, "God, I love bathing
beauties."
Pete snorted, "Lucky you!..... All I ever get to bathe is the dog."
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~~ I hate not being able to smoke in taverns.
People say to me: 'Think of the money you'll save by not smoking.'
But actually I won't save any money at all, because I'll live longer.
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~~ young secretary was applying for a new position.
Under "Office Experience" on the application blank, she wrote,
"I'm familiar with all the important phases of office procedure,
including coffee breaks, crossword puzzles, personal phone calls,
and collection-taking."
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~~ A neighbor confides that she wishes her children would study harder
at school.
"I don't expect them to be geniuses," she says, "but I am getting tired
of going to PTA meetings under an alias."
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~~ A girl pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car
windows to make sure her Labrador Retriever in the back seat had
fresh air while she went into the store.
The dog was stretched out on the back seat, and she wanted to
impress upon her that she must remain there.
She walked to the curb backward, pointing her finger at the car and
saying emphatically, "Now you stay.
Do you hear me? Stay! Stay!"
The driver of a nearby car gave her a strange look and said.
"Why don't you just put it in park?"
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~~ Cats have a scam going, you buy the food, they eat the food,
they go away, that's the deal.
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~~ Tagging Birds
According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the
metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory
birds has been changed.
The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey,
abbreviated: Wash. Biol. Surv.
Until the agency received the following letter from an Arkansas camper:
"Dear Sirs:
While camping last week I shot one of your birds.
I think it was a crow.
I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag and I want to tell you
it was horrible."
The bands are now marked Fish and Wildlife Service.
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~~ An old-timer is a fellow who recalls when he danced only so he
could get close to a young lady.
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~~ My parents had one of those old-time rotary telephones.
This drove my brother crazy.
Once, he misdialed a long-distance number and had to do it all over
again.
"Mom," he asked in frustration, "why don't you replace this thing with a
touch-tone phone?"
"If we did," my mother said, "your father would never get any exercise."
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~~ My friend asked his father-in-law, a crop-duster, how his day had
gone.
"It was the worst day of my life," replied the man.
"This morning I was up in my plane dusting a field when I nicked a power
line and damaged the wing of the plane.
When I got back to the office, my boss chewed me out.
Then the guy from the FAA chewed me out.
On my way home, I stopped off at a bar and was handed a warm beer.
So I yelled at the bartender, 'Don't you have any cold beers?'
The bartender said, 'Sorry, but we've been out of electricity all day ever
since some idiot crop-duster hit a power line down the road.'
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Todays Thought: A child prodigy is a youngster who is too young to be as old as he is.
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