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He's still learning to fly.........
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Don't you wish you were flying.....
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He can't believe what he is seeing......
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Bubba is an Artist......................
Oh, No......
Friends??
I gonna eat my carrot, so I can see's you....
Sanda with a gun......??
I've told you, don't get so close!!
Comfie! is it??
Time to leave now....see you tomorrow...
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~~ Hey Pete, what's the name of that graduation song?
Pomp and Circumcision?
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~~ Dad: People this is unacceptable.
You have to limit the use of the phone.
I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.
Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work
telephone.
Son: Me too, I never use the home phone.
I always use my company mobile.
Maid: So - what is the problem?.... We all use our work telephones!
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~~ A politician should have three hats: one for throwing in the ring,
one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected.
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~~ Two Englishmen were lost in Cologne, Germany.
They had parked their rental car on Einbahnstrasse, but when they
went to look for it, it seemed as if every street had the same name.
According to the New York Post, the men eventually stopped a police
officer and asked for help.
That's when they got a lesson in the German language.
Einbahnstrasse, the officer told them, means "one-way-street."
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~~ Puberty is the period when students stop asking questions and
begin to question answers.
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~~ A Sheikh's son goes to Germany to study.
A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying:
"Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here,
but I'm a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold Mercedes when
all my teachers travel by train."
Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a ten million dollar
cheque saying:
"Stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too"
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~~ Lunching with her friend, Miriam said, "I've got to be extra careful
not to become pregnant these days."
"I don't understand," said the friend.
"I thought your husband went for a vasectomy."
"Exactly," winked Miriam.
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~~ When Mark Twain was introduced to Helen Keller, she commented,
"I can feel the twinkle of his eye in his handshake."
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~~ Working on my master's degree, I was enduring a long night of
studying in my unfinished basement.
My four-year-old daughter, Liz peered down at me from the top of the
stairs and asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I needed some time alone to finish a bit of work and that
I would come upstairs shortly to play.
Noticing one of my books, she asked me what I was reading.
"A book on finance," I told her.
She looked very confused, then came down the stairs and looked in,
under and around the book.
"Daddy, finance?" she questioned.
"I don't see any fine ants!"
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~~ It's Charlotte Bradford's notion that school teachers petition for
higher salaries at the wrong time of the year.
"If they'd wait till the beginning of August, just past halfway in the kids'
summer vacations, to make their plea, parents would give them anything
they asked on the first ballot!"
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Todays Thought: WHEN THERE IS THE FEELING THAT YOU HAVE TO TOLERATE
A GREAT DEAL ,
IT MEANS THAT YOU ARE STILL TRYING TO TOLERATE....
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