Gonna be in the 60's today.....
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How Genetics Work..........
Sometimes a picture really is worth a 1000 words.
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Your looking cool.....
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He does too look cool....Bubba....
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Just wait until I get loose....I hate you!...
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Okay..Okay...I'm sorry.....
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Bubba is a real hunter....huh!
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Somebody's gonna be in a heap of trouble.....
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Car mover...on a car mover.....
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Cheetos...now I'm hungry!!....
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~~ Pete said: Computers can never completely replace humans.
They may become capable of artificial intelligence,
but they will never master real stupidity.
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~~ A mother said to her grown-up daughter:
"Honey, I don't want you to think I have diabetes because I'm fat.
I have diabetes because it runs in our family."
The daughter shook her head in despair, "No, Mom," she replied,
"you have diabetes because no one runs in our family."
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~~ A beggar walked up to a man in the street and said,
"Could you spare a hundred and forty dollars for a cup of coffee?"
The man said, "Coffee's two dollars."
The beggar said, "I know, but I couldn't go into a restaurant dressed
like this."
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~~ "Buzz Aldrin will be on 'Dancing With the Stars.'
He may be the only man to have walked on the moon and moonwalked
in the same lifetime." -Jimmy Kimmel
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~~ A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre.
When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man,
"Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
The man groaned but didn't budge.
The usher became impatient.
"Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."
Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and
marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.
In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood
over the man.
Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no
success. Finally, they summoned the police.
The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy,
what's your name?" "Sam," the man moaned.
"Where ya from, Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied
"The balcony."
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~~ "Search crews in Montana are looking for two bags of mail in the
wilderness that fell out of a plane last week.
Meanwhile, a bunch of squirrels were excited to learn they'd been
pre- approved for a Discover Card."
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~~ The man loved a good play on words but his wife couldn't stand
the punishment.
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~~ One day, finding a wasp had entered her house,
Bobbie shouted to her boy friend, "There's a wasp in here.
Do we have any spray?"
He told her there was a can under the sink.
"Honey," she called...... "This is ant and roach spray."
"Well," her boyfriend replied, "don't show him the label."
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~~ Golf is the perfect thing to do on a Sunday because you always
end up praying a lot.
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~~ I was preparing to teach a college course on the history of movie
censorship and went to the library to take out films that had been
censored.
"Do you have any banned movies in your collection?"
I asked the librarian.
"Oh yes," she answered.
"We have some really good ones. What would you like:
Tommy Dorsey? Glenn Miller?"
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Todays Thought: If the early bird gets the worm...what happens to the early worm??
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