We are getting some warmer weather....
At lease for another day.......
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I would not stand there!.....Bubba..
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I would rather get a hug, then stand on the ledge...▲
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Takin the kiddie for a swim?
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Okay,..break it up......
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Guess who's the boss here......
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Weinermobile, a real girl getter....
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I'm gonna put my order in, eat your heart out "Pete"....
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Them must be some super Vitamins.....
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The kings got a good job....huh?
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I guess I better leave on that one......
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~~ A teacher was giving her class a little weekly talk on painting,
illustrated by reproductions of famous pictures.
"Sir Joshua Reynolds," she said, "Was able to change a smilling face
into a frowning one with a single stroke of the brush."
"Huh" little Pete was heard to mutter, "My maw kin do that!"
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~~ Public schools: A place of detention for children placed in the care
of teachers who are afraid of the principal, principals who are afraid of
the school board, school boards who are afraid of the parents,
parents who are afraid of the children, and children who are afraid of
nobody.
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~~ Thirty percent of my income goes to food, thirty to rent, thirty for
insurance and cars, ten percent for doctor bills.
The rest I spend foolishly.
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~~ Some race horses staying in a stable.
One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races,
I've won 8 of them!"
Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"
"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another,
flicking his tail.
At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there
listening.
"I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races,
I've won 88 of them!"
The horses are clearly amazed.
"Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence.
"A talking dog."
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~~ Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive;
easy to govern, but impossible to enslave.
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~~ Someone will always be prettier.
Someone will always be smarter.
Some of their houses will be bigger.
Some will drive a better car.
Their children will do better in school And their husband will fix more
things around the house.
So let it go, and love you and your circumstances Think about it!
The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart.
The most highly favoured woman on your job may be unable to have
children.
The richest woman you know, she's got the car, the house, the clothes~
might be lonely.
So, love who you are.
Look in the mirror in the morning and smile and say,
'I am too Blessed to be Stressed and too Anointed, to be Disappointed!'
'Winners make things happen~~ Losers let things happen.'
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~~ When our kids were young, my sisters and I would pass along
clothes as the children outgrew them.
My sister Jane was trying to persuade her six-year-old daughter,
Meagan, to wear the camouflage rubber boots one of my sons no
longer used.
Jane convinced her that if he wore the boots, nobody would spot her
in the bushes during hide-and-seek.
But after one heavy rain, Meagan could not find her "new" boots.
"You should have bought me those red rubber boots, just like I asked!"
she said to her mom.
"How am I ever going to find camouflage boots?"
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~~ More than anything, dull Dennis wanted to be a cowpoke.
Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a
chance.
"This," he said, showing Dennis a rope, "is a lariat.
We use it to catch cows."
"I see," said Dennis, trying to seem knowledgeable as he examined
the lariat.
"And what do you use for bait?"
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~~ Sammy has stolen the rabbi's gold watch.
He didn't feel too good about it, so he decided, after a sleepless night,
to go to the rabbi.
"Rabbi, I stole a gold watch."
"But Sammy! That's forbidden! You should return it immediately!"
"What shall I do?"
"Give it back to the owner."
"Do you want it?"
"No, I said return it to its owner."
"But he doesn't want it."
"In that case, you can keep it."
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Todays Thought: Good judgment comes from experience,
and experience... well, that comes from poor judgment.
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