Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning....Friends and neighbors...

Well, their calling for snow showers today....

I hope the weatherman is right....

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Roads are clearing up pretty good...

but we could use some warm temps.

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He's ready for breakfast, this morning....

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I can't reach him....

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Me too.....

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Run, bubba....run bubba....

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Going wild!!

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Someones angry......

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These guys are flying.......

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McWedding??

You can tell who's been eating there....

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Well, time for me to leave as soon as I get my gas.....
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~~ I booked a table for Valentine night for me and the wife at Mc Donalds,

when I told my wife,me the look I got....answered without saying a word..

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~~ Gus at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Gus says - "Gus ****... Married"

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~~ My wife, my daughter and I were invited to my brother's home
for Sunday dinner.
It had been a rough week at work and I wanted to rest, so I kept telling
my wife and daughter, "We're not going to stay very long."
My wife finally looked at me and said,
"Why don't you call and see if they have a drive-through window?"

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~~ A wife was talking to her husband about reincarnation.
"What exactly is reincarnation?" he asked.
"It's when you die and come back as something completely different,"
she explained.
"So" he suggested, "I could come back as a pig?"
She sighed wearily. "You're not listening, are you?"

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~~ Teacher: "Great news, we have a test today, come rain or shine."
Little Johnny smiles.
Teacher: "So what's so funny about it?"
Little Johnny: "It's snowing!"

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~~ An angel appears and tells Pete that in return for his unselfish and
exemplary behavior the Lord will reward him with his choice of
infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty.
Without hesitating, Pete selects infinite wisdom.
"Done!" says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt
of lightning.
Now, all heads turn toward Pete, who sits surrounded by a faint halo
of light.
One of his colleagues whispers, "Say something."
Pete sighs and says, "I should have taken the money."

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~~ A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day.
While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed.
The young man picks up on this and starts talking about the various
problems and diseases going around.
Teen says, "Grandpa, they didn't have a whole lot of problems with
all these diseases when you were young did they?"
Grandpa replies, "Nope."
Teen says, "Well, what did you guys use for safe sex?"
Grandpa replies, "A wedding ring."

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~~ When we moved cross country, my wife and I decided to
drive both our cars.
Nathan, our eight-year-old, worriedly asked,
"How will we keep from getting separated?"
"We'll drive slow so one car can follow the other,"
I reassured him.
"Yeah, but what if we get separated?" he persisted.
"Then I guess we'll never see each other again," I quipped.
"Okay," he said, "I'm riding with Mom."

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~~ "How was your blind date?" a college student asked her
roommate.
"Terrible! "the roommate answered."
He showed up his 1932 Rolls Royce."
"Wow! That's a very expensive car....... What's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner!"

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~~ Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it.
He wants to scare his parents."

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~~ Teacher : Let's take the example of the busy ant.
He is busy all the time, works all day and every day.
Then what happens ?
Little Johnny : " He gets stepped on. "
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Todays Thought:  "The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything.

They just make the best of everything."

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