Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning...Friends and neighbors......

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WOW!

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He has a way with big cats.....I hope it lasts...

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Ha-ha...you can't solve it.....

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You tell them...Bubba.....

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Wow, 34 cents....yo rich.....

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Just taking a reading break........

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I don't know...Is that you "Bob"?

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That's just about right.... just what their doing....

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Hey, Bubba you lost it......

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If I can get my car out..time to go....

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~~ If you really think practice makes perfect,

watch the government manage the economy.

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~~ “No, Groucho is not my real name.
I am breaking it in for a friend.” - Groucho Marx

“How do you feel about women's rights?
I like either side of them.” - Groucho Marx

“A man is as young as the woman he feels.” - Groucho Marx

“A child of five could understand this.
Fetch me a child of five.” - Groucho Marx

“Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!” - Groucho Marx

“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself,
I would be happy to do it for you.” - Groucho Marx

“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.” - Groucho Marx

“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make
an exception.” - Groucho Marx

“I find television very educating.
Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other
room and read a book.” - Groucho Marx

“I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”
- Groucho Marx

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~~ Adam bit the apple and, feeling great shame,
covered himself with a fig leaf.
Eve, too, felt shame and covered herself with a fig leaf.
Then she went behind the bush to try on a maple left,
a sycamore, and an oak...

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~~ Tony is an avid golfer and likes to practice his golf swing on
his lawn.
Often, during the summer, he breaks a window or two.
"Oh well" he always says, "at least it was our own window.
And they have the glass replaced.
One year, when he was having trouble with his swing,
he broke a grand total of four windows.
The following spring a parcel arrived addressed to him.
It was a box of a dozen golf balls and the enclosed note read,
"Have a good season....
From Mike, your Window Guy.

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~~ "Our toaster works on either AC or DC, but not on bread.
It has two settings:
too soon or too late."

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~~ My mother-in-law loved all growing things and could call
each one by its proper name.
After one speech she gave to a garden club, a novice gardener
asked, "How can you possibly know the names of so many
different plants?"
Smiling, she answered, "You remember the names of your
friends, don't you?"

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~~ In C-ville a police officer asked a stopped motorist how
he happened to hit a pedestrian in the crosswalk.
"I didn't even touch him," explained the driver.
"I saw him in the crosswalk, came to a complete stop,
and motioned for him to cross.
That's when he fainted."

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~~ I come more softly than a bird
As lovely as a flower.
I sometimes last from year to year
And sometimes but an hour.
I stop the swiftest railroad train
Or break the strongest tree.
Yet I’m afraid of fire
And children play with me.
What am I?

A. ~~ Snow~~

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~~ I just had a call asking me to donate some of my clothes to
the starving people of the world.
I told them NO!!!
Anybody who fits into my clothes are not starving!!!
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Todays Thought:  Opportunity is a bald man with a beard:

You can catch him coming, but you can't catch him going.