Well, this is my 830th post....
we've been avg. over 100 readers a day..
So we must be doing something right.....
I just enjoy doing it....
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This mornings view......
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Yea, right!
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A cool ride......
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Bath time....not me.......
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Just chilling out......
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Wow, Does that pizza smell good.....
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Did you get him??
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Out for a family ride....going to Micky-D's...
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Hey, I was here first!!
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Eno's tha Man.....
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~~ Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married,
I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or
troubles.'
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
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~~ Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?'
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other
problem can there be greater than this one?'
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~~ Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing...?
You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'
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~~ You know... I hate leaving my house confident and looking
good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day.
What a waste.
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~~ Pete's wife started noticing how forgetful he was becoming.
Being the concerned wife, she convinced him to see a doctor.
Pete was a little worried when the doctor came in.
Sensing his patient's nervousness, the first thing the doctor did
was to ask what was troubling him.
"Well," Pete answered.
"I seem to be getting forgetful.
I'm never sure I can remember where I put the car, or whether I
answered a letter, or where I'm going, or what it is I'm going to
do once I get there, if I get there.
So, I really need your help.
What can I do?"
The doctor thought for a moment, then answered in his kindest
tone, "Please pay me in advance."
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~~ A conversation between two of my friends.
Friend #1: Are you visiting us tomorrow? Do you need directions?
Friend #2: I'm all set. I have the address, a GPS, and a GPS override.
Friend #1: What's a GPS override?
Friend #2: My wife.
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~~ Police have found the body of a man floating in the
Mississippi River wearing a Dallas Cowboys jersey,
womens underwear, fishnet stockings, suspenders and feather
boa.
They have removed the Cowboys jersey to save the family any
embarrassment...
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~~ My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day
"Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?"
How the hell do I respond to that?
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~~ This man was talking to a group of men at a bar and he said,
"In my house I am the boss, I say when the laundry is done,
when the cooking is done and when the dishes are washed."
One of the guys at the table said, "How long have you been
married?"
The man says, "Oh, I'm not married!"
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~~ A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing
the neighborhood, so for public safety, he was committed.
He was put in a room with another crazy and immediately
began his routine, "I am John The Baptist!
Jesus Christ has sent me!"
The other guy looks at him and declares, "I did not!"
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~~ "NASA says that a mystery object passed by Earth yesterday morning.
They’re not sure what it was, but it missed the Earth by 80,000
miles, so it could have been a Northwest flight." -Jay Leno
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Todays Thought: Why should you not trust the ocean?
Because there is something fishy about it.
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