Looks like a white Christmas for us......
Makes for a great Christmas...
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Christmas tree in Shanghai made of 1,000 Heineken beer bottles..
I didn't drink any........
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Any body got a long straw??
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Rest well, sleep easy my brothers
Know the line was held, Your job is done
Rest easy, sleep well
Others have taken up where you fell, the line has held
Peace, peace, and farewell ....
Semper Fi.....
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Kinda a weird house..I bet the neighbor don't like it...
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Philippines'volcano eruption.......
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What can I say???
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I thought this was a great picture.....
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Opppppps.......
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I bet it is.....
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Well, It's time to go....and I gotta go....
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♥♥♥
~~ "You'll sleep," the doctor said.
"This green pill will make you think of a beautiful native girl in Tahiti.
With the the white pill you'll dream of a fiery, dark-haired Italian
girl in Venice.
And with the yellow pill you'll dream of a voluptuous senorita in Rio."
Pete went home and told Pat his wife....I have to take three pills
Don't wake me!"
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~~ Tony a golfer was having a terrible game.
First he sliced the ball into bushes, then into a trap,
and finally deep into the woods.
He searched for the ball but couldn't find it.
His caddy suggested that he give up looking.
Tony replied, "No way!... That's my lucky ball."
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~~ When he saw how astronomically high his latest phone bill
was, the head of the house called a family meeting.
"This is unacceptable," said the father.
"You have to limit the use of the phone.
I never use this phone, I always use the one at the office."
The mother said: "Same here, I hardly ever use the home phone,
because I use my work phone."
The son said: "Me, too.
I never use the home phone.
I always use the company's mobile."
"So what is the problem?" asked the maid.
"We all use our work telephones."
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~~ When I moved to California, I was a nervous wreck about
earthquakes.
My friend Linda, who was born and raised there, was completely
blas´.
I remember once when we pulled up to a light, her Honda began
to shake.
She looked worried until I stammered, "I think that we're having
an earthquake."
"Thank goodness," Linda said.
"I thought something was wrong with my car."
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~~ Working out a budget is my determined attempt to live below
my yearnings.
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~~ Alex was five...all his Christmas presents were always signed,
"from Santa Claus."
A little while after Alex had opened all his presents on Christmas
morning, we became aware that he was looking quite down in
the mouth for no obvious reason.
"What's the matter, Al?" I asked.
"Ummmm," replied Alex slowly,
"I really hoped that you and Mommy would give me something
for Christmas."
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~~ I was asked to participate in a video for work,
so I brought in a couple of outfits and played thespian for a day.
At the end of the shoot, the receptionist eyed me suspiciously
as I walked around in outfit number two.
"Have you changed clothes?" she asked.
"Or did I forget to go home?"
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~~ A husband went to a florist to buy a dozen red roses for his
wife's birthday.
However the guy behind the counter said:
"I'm sorry, sir, this isn't a florist, it's a male clinic specializing in
circumcisions and vasectomies."
The husband was mystified.
"So why have you got all those flowers in the window?"
The guy behind the counter replied:
"And what do you suggest we put in the window?"
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~~ Q: How did Tiger know he's been sleep-walking?
A: He woke up in his own bed.
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Todays Thought: "Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree......
In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall."
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