And...we got around 18 inches of snow.....
It's gonna stay cold so it will be here awhile.....
Can you say "white Christmas"......
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This is what we woke up to this morning...
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Been over 10 years since we had snow like this...
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This year what???
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Goat Taxi? or what?
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That was a bad call, huh...
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I don't know about this guy...?? If I saw this guy...I wouldn't stop.....
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Keep hitting on her...and she will shoot you......
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I don't blame him......
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I have nothing to say....I'm being Sarcastic......
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Well, Time for me to mount up and get out of here... ENJOY...
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♥♥♥
~~ QUESTION: How do you know Santa has to be a man?
ANSWER: No woman is going to wear the same outfit year
after year.
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~~ After returning from a fishing trip with Gus,
Bobbie told her neighbor: "I did everything wrong again today,
I talked too much and too loud, I used the wrong bait,
I reeled in too soon, and I caught more than he did."
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~~ We have a typist who is 44-24-36.
She's an expert at touch typing.
She has to be..... She can't see the keys!
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~~ You used to put your kids to sleep with bedtime stories;
now they are coming in and telling tales that keep you awake
all night.
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~~ It was in the days when scarlet women were branded.
One young lady who was rather free with her favor was put on
trial.
The prosecutor explained in detail how often and in which ways
she had committed adultery.
The jury came in with a verdict.
She was to be branded with an A.
The judge asked, "Why an A?"
The jury foreman said, "That's the highest grade we give!"
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~~ There was the doctor who started making house calls when
his Jaguar was disallowed by the IRS.
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~~ The most successful accountant of all was the one who
took his father's advice and carved a career for himself.
He became a chiseler.
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~~ At day care, my grandson Mitchell and the other children
drew names for a gift exchange.
When he got home he asked his mother to read him the piece
of paper.
"It says that you got Christophers's name for Chirstmas," she said.
Mitchel looked uneasy.
"Will everyone call me Christopher from now one?"
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~~ There was the old man who wanted to wake up each day
with a song in his heart, so his cardiologist fitted him with an
AM-FM pacemaker.
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~~ PSYCHIATRIST: What did you dream about last night?
Gus: Baseball.
PSYCHIATRIST: Baseball--always baseball! Don't you ever dream about anything else?
Gus: What? And miss my turn at bat?
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Todays Thought: "The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree:
the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other."
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