last night...... Sorry I'm late The lights went off twice so far....
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We got 17 inches so far...and still snowing....
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You ought to see them in the deep snow after the feed...
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Yea, real friend...right!!
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Walk the plank........
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I told ya....I don't like spiders....
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He thinks he's cool....
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Some one has a problem?? I'm not asking.....
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Looks special....
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I'd like to be there with Pretty Lady....
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Well, time to unpark and get outta here....
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♥♥♥
~~ Watching the girl from the corner of his eye as he poured her a drink,
the young bachelor said, "Say when."She replied, "Right after that drink."
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~~ "Daughter, your boyfriend stayed very late last night."
"Did the noise bother you, Dad?"
"No, but the long periods of silence did!"
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~~ Gus, who'd had a snootful the night before came down
to breakfast with a powerful headache.
Bobbie asked, "Do you want some aspirins?....
I just bought some yesterday."
Gus said, "I think two might help.....
But go easy when you pull the cotton out."
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~~ A nurse was showing some visitors through the hospital.
Pointing to a special section of a ward, a group of young men,
she said, "This is the most hazardous place for a nurse.
These men are almost well!"
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~~ "I don't even have to worry about changing the oil every
thousand miles," said the disgruntled owner of a grade A lemon.
"There's never any left."
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~~ Men:
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for
them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one
Around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their
Luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off
If the women leaves them.
7. Although the women leaves them they still don't learn from
their Mistakes and still try their luck with others.
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~~ There was a lawyer who was so smart he never bothered
to graduate; he settled out of class.
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Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy
expensive Clothes.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes,
they never have something To wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always
dress Beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just
"An old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still
Expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do,
they don't Believe you...
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~~ When my grandmother died, the funeral director said:
"Bury her with something she liked."
As the coffin was lowered into the ground,
all they could hear was granddad shouting for help.
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~~ At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether
men or women were more trustworthy.
"No woman," said one man, scornfully, "can keep a secret."
"I would dispute that," answered a woman guest.
"I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one."
"You'll let it out some day," the man insisted.
"I hardly think so!" responded the lady.
"When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years,
she can keep it forever."
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~~ Discoveries and Inventions by Men and Women..
Men discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
Men discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
Women discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
Men discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,
Women discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.
Men discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
Women discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.
Men discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
Women discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.
Thereafter Men have discovered and invented a lot of things…
While Women STUCK to shopping.
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Todays Thought: Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
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