Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning...Friends and readers..... Chilly, chilly.....

This is the day I take off.... Be back on here in 4-5 days...

Enjoy the break.... I know I will...

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Yep, And we Thank each and everyone of them....

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Does it come with internet hook up??

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The Hippo is skeptical of the RENT! ▲ ▲

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Yeh, you gotta watch them Clowns, alright!

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This baby is hiding from the clown......

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Just think, what's gonna look like at 75 years old....

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Why would anyone want this on their Butt??

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What Can I say??

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I just don't have words for this one......

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Well time for me to take off, got a lot of ways to go.....

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♥♥♥

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~~ Crime doesn't pay.

Does that mean my job is a crime?

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~~ Linsey serving as church usher was escorting parishioners
to their seats before the service began.
After greeting two strangers at the entrance, he asked where
they wanted to sit.
Looking confused, one of the newcomers then smile and replied,
"Nonsmoking, please"

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~~ Gus checked into a Greensboro  hotel and said, "Please wake
me at seven."
The clerk said, "The receptionist doesn't get in until eight.
Maybe you could wake her!"

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~~ Appearing for a conference with a prospective attorney,
a client tells the details of his case.
The attorney mulls it over for a moment and says,
"This is a pretty strong case."
The client says, "I'd better not sue.
I told you the other guy's side of it!"

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~~ Eileen Who?
This guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender looks at the guy and says" Have you seen Eileen?"
The guy is rather confused and asked " Eileen who?"
The bartender relies, "I lean over and you kiss my butt."
Well the man was offended by this and walks out the door and
into the bar across the street.
So he sits down and orders a beer.
While he is drinking his beer he tells the bartender what the
other bartender said to him.
The bartender then told him," You know what you should do,
you should go back over there and ask him if he has seen
Ben and when he says Ben who you say I bend over and you
kiss my butt.
So the guy goes back across the street and asks the Bartender
if he has seen Ben.
And the Bartender said " Yep,
He just went out the door with Eileen."
The guy asks" Eileen who?

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~~ While my six-year-old daughter of the space age and I were
reviewing some old photographs, we came across a picture of
me when I was a captain in the Army Reserves.
“Daddy, were you in a war?”
“Yes,” I fibbed, just to see what her reaction would be.
Wide-eyed, she gasped, “Against what planet?”

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~~ "A woman is suing Disney World, claiming one of their rides
caused her to have a stroke.
Disney denies the allegation but will temporarily shut down the
ride Stroke Mountain."

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~~ There was a knock at the pearly gates.
St. Peter looks out and a man is standing there.
St. Peter is about to begin his interviews when the man
disappears.
A moment later there's another knock.
St. Peter gets the door and sees the man.
When he opens his mouth to speak, the man disappears once
again.
"Hey, are you playing games with me?"
St Peter calls after him annoyed.
"No," the man's distant voice replies anxiously.
"They're trying to resuscitate me."

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~~ Two tykes were playing together when a cute,
curly-haired girl walked by.
One tyke said, "You know something?
When I stop hating girls, I think I'll stop hating that one first!"
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Todays Thought: "Crying is good! It cleans out your eyeballs!" Tears wash away the pain and water the seeds of love in your soul.

(See you next Week..)