It took 4 1/2 hrs. with my dial up.....
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A Christmas crap?? I don't know......
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Snipers in their Gilly suits, heading out.....
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Some more guys in their Gilly suits??.....
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That dolphin is getting a ride.......
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Whaooo, look out.....
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Yeah, me too.....I say; MERRY CHRISTMAS.....
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Well, time for me to head out......
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♥♥♥
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~~ A frustrated father told a work colleague:
"When I was a youngster, I was disciplined by being sent to my
room without supper.
But in my son's room, he has his own color TV, computer,
games console, cell phone and CD player."
"So what do you do?"
The father replied: "I send him to my room!"
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~~ A little boy and his dog were waiting outside a veterinary clinic.
When asked if he was there to see the doctor, he replied,
"Yes, I'm having my dog put into neutral."
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~~ The nurse answering the help line received a call from an
anxious woman.
"I'm a diabetic and I'm, afraid I've had too much sugar today,"
she said.
"Are you lightheaded?" asked the nurse.
"Oh no, I'm a brunette."
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~~ My in-laws gave us a beautiful knife set...top quality.
The accompanying cutting board, however, was a different story.
On the wrapping around it was printed this warning:
"Opening with sharp object may damage this product."
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~~ Three buildings in town were overrun by squirrels—
the town hall, the hardware store, and the church.
The town hall brought in some cats.
But after they tore up all the files, the mayor got rid of the
predators, and soon the squirrels were back.
The hardware store humanely trapped the squirrels and set
them free outside town.
But three days later, the squirrels came back in.
Only the church came up with an effective solution.
They baptized the squirrels and made them members.
Now they see them only on Christmas and Easter.
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~~ The certainty that the sun will rise each morning is one of the
basic touchstones in our lives.
Are we aware of what a gift that is for us?
We take so much for granted.
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~~ The highlight of our zoo trip was a peacock showing off its
plumage.
My four-year-old son was particularly taken with it.
That evening, he couldn't wait to tell his father:
"Dad, guess what! I saw a Christmas tree come out of a chicken!"
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~~ "All problems become smaller if you don't dodge them but
confront them.
Touch a thistle timidly, and it pricks you; grasp it boldly, and its
spines crumble."
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~~ DELLA: A vacuum is the dirtiest thing in nature.
KATHY: How do you know?
DELLA: Why else would they make so many cleaners for it?
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~~ On a family night out, it became obvious to us all that Dad,
an old sailor, had never really left the Navy.
As my father pulled our minivan in front of the restaurant my
brother began opening the sliding door.
"Hang on!" Dad shouted. "Wait till I pull up to the pier."
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Todays Thought: "The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other."
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