Oh, well. Life goes on...........
Note: I will be gone Dec. 11th to Dec. 15th....
Will resume when I return......
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What can you say?? I'm still wondering.....
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Put your hand down there and see what happens, now move it around.....
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Weird, funny looking dog........
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Did you see that Dog?? WOW.....
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Just brushed his teeth.....
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Oh..Oh.. Now you done it...Woke him up....
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I have nothing to add to this.......
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Ha-Ha, fooled you...thought we were playing...
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Now...If I can get out of this "POT" Hole....I'll see you later...
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♥♥♥
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~~ Nowadays a politician is a guy who divides his time between running for office and running for cover....
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~~ "The one positive outcome of the suffering economy is seven million fewer people than last year will be subjected to
an office Christmas party."
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~~ I just can't appreciate rap music.
I've been told that there are different grades of rap - some is
"A"-rap, some is "B"-rap, but it all sounds like "C"-rap to me.
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~~ Nurse, admitting s female patient:
Are you on any special diets?
Patient: Yes, I drink Slim-Fast twice a day, but it's not working.
In fact, I've gained several pounds.
Nurse: Really?
Do you think that skipping meals to drink a shake makes you so
hungry that you overeat later?
Patient: What do you mean, "skipping meals?"
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~~ Amanda, a five-year-old, returned from her first day in
kindergarten.
She waxed eloquent about her teacher.
Amanda's mother asked, "How old is your teacher?"
Amanda said, "I'm not sure.
She's either an early lady or a late teenager!"
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~~ A young boy asked his father, "Dad, what's a sweater girl?"
A little baffled, the father hemmed and hawed and finally said.
"A sweater girl is a girl who works in a place where sweaters are
made"... Pausing in relief, he went on,
"Where'd you get a question like that?"
The kid said, "Forget the question.
Where did you get the answer?"
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~~ My friend Agnes is an accomplished harpist who frequently
plays for weddings, receptions, parties and other such events.
She is also blond and has an appropriately cherubic face.
She was on her way to an engagement at the Peabody Hotel
in Memphis, and stepped into an elevator with her large golden
harp.
Just before the doors closed, a distinguished gray-haired man
stepped on.
As the elevator rose, he looked thoughtfully first at her and then
her harp and asked, "And just how far up are you going?"
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~~ Snow was falling heavily the day I decided to visit a car
dealership.
I was confident I'd get a great deal, figuring the salesmen would
be desperate for customers on such a lousy day.
Sure enough, when I entered the showroom,
I was the only client.
But my hope of getting a good deal quickly faded with the
salesman's first words. "Boy," he said jovially,
"you must want a new car real bad to come out on a day like this."
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~~ I can’t cook...... I use a smoke alarm as a timer.
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~~ Every day, when Paul walked home from work,
he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat
him up and steal his money.
Finally, Paul decided that it would serve his best interest to walk
a different route, but also take some self-defense classes so
this wouldn't happen again.
He joined a karate class and soon was doing very well with it.
One day, on the way home from work,
Paul confidently decided to take his old route home and, sure
enough, there they were.
He walked up to them and the battle ensued.
The next afternoon, Paul went to his karate class with a black eye,
a broken nose and a busted lip.
His instructor was shocked and asked for an explanation.
"Well," explained Paul, "I took my old way home last night so I
could beat up those guys who used to steal my money."
His instructor said, "What happened?"
Paul replied, "They jumped me before I could get my socks
and shoes off!"
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Todays Thought; Getting older, everything gets worse; except forgetfulness...
That gets better.
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