Calling for some bad storms for the next couple days...
And cold nights..... A good time to cuddle up.....
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This Mornings Sunrise....CLOUDS MOVING IN.....
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Don't get your fingers too close...she bites....
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Live mouse.......
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Wow!..A real live mouse....wireless too....
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He's ready to play.......
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Sharing Ice Cream......
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They love the water......
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Opps....wrong place to bath.......
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He's just watching every thing going on.....
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I'll go after I get back up.......
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♥♥♥
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~~ A college student wrote a letter home:
"Dear folks, I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money.
I feel ashamed and unhappy.
I have to ask for another hundred, but every cell in my body rebels.
I beg on bended knee that you forgive me.
Your son, Marvin.
P.S. I felt so terrible I ran after the mailman who picked this up
in the box at the corner.
I wanted to take this letter and burn it.
I prayed to God that I could get it back.
But I was too late."
A few days later he received a letter from his father.
It said, "Your prayers were answered.
Your letter never came!"
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~~ A husband desperate to end an argument offers to buy is
wife a new car.
She curtly declines his offer by saying,
"That's not quite what I had in mind."
Frantically he offers her a new house.
Again she rejects his offer,
"That's not quite what I had in mind."
Curious, he asks: "What did you have in mind?"
She retorts, "I'd like a divorce."
He answers, "I hadn't planned on spending quite that much."
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~~ A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.
Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away
noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under
the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair
and out of sight under the table.
Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and
unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had
disappeared.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to
the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am,
but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly,
"No he didn't.
He just walked in the door."
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~~ Observing The Baby One night a wife found her husband
standing over their baby's crib.
Silently she watched him.
As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his
face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement,
enchantment, scepticism.
Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it
aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her
husband.
"A penny for your thoughts," she said.
"It's amazing!" he replied.
"I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for
only $46.50."
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~~ What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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~~ One week before Christmas, my wife, Theresa,
and I discovered we'd each bought the same gift for each other,
The Beatles' Number One CD.
My wife suggested I return mine, but I suggested whoever paid
the most for theirs should be the one to deal with the return.
After she told me how much she had paid $18.99, I said,
"Well I paid only $16.99 so I guess you'll have to return yours."
"How could you get me such a cheap gift?" she asked indignantly.
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~~ Felix, was playing golf with our town's fire chief when he hit a
ball into the rough.
As Felix headed for the brush to find his ball, the chief warned
him, "Be careful; the rattlesnakes are out."
The chief explained that calls had been coming in all week
requesting assistance with removing the snakes.
"You've got to be kidding," Felix replied in astonishment.
"People actually call the fire department to help them with
rattlesnakes?
What do you say to them?"
"Well," said the chief, "the first thing I ask is, 'Is it on fire?"
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~~ A retired husband is a wife's full time job.
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~~ A boss walked over to his beautiful receptionist and said,
"I have to tell you this.
I just got a call from my accountant....... I'm broke.
I don't have a penny in the world."
The receptionist said, "Don't fret.
I'll always love you, even if I never see you again!"
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~~ A father was talking to his young son.
"Remember son, when life hands you lemons, try,
try again because a penny saved gathers no moss.
That pretty much covers everything."
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~~ NEGATIVE FEEDBACK - One result of seasickness.
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~~ One evangelist led a busy life.
In the morning he played golf in a charity tournament.
At noon he attended a businessman's luncheon.
At two o'clock, he played tennis.
At four in the afternoon, he went to his television station,
spent two hours going over the script of his daily show,
rehearsed his songs and jokes, plunked himself down in a
chair, where for an hour his makeup man worked on him,
then he rushed out to the stage and did his show.
The show was over in an hour, and he took off his makeup,
dressed up in a tux, and went to a black-tie dinner at a large hotel.
He managed to arrive at his home well after midnight.
He plopped down on his couch, absolutely bushed.
His assistant said, "Why don't you quit this hectic pace?"
The evangelist said, "Not while I'm doing God's work!"
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Todays Thought: Enthusiasm can be like a fire that needs an occasional poke with a stick.
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