Good Morning Friends....
Them Canadians done sent that cold temp down here...
27º degrees.... snow tomorrow.......
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Pearl Harbor Day.....
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What cha looking at.....I wanna play....
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But we are watching.....
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Stick your bare foot in there and see what happens...
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A before picture......
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And the after picture.....Bubba's cool....
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Ahhh, taking life easy...watchin dancing with the cats....
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I guess he knows now.....
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If I can get these guys to move, time to go....
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♥♥♥
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~~ Patient : Doctor, as soon as I fall asleep I start snoring.
Doctor : Is your snoring loud?
Patient : Yes, very.
Doctor : And does it bother your wife?
Patient : I'm not married.
Doctor : So you sleep alone? Then I guess it's not a problem.
Patient : Not a problem?
I've been fired from five jobs because of it.
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~~ The England national soccer team were meeting ahead of
a game in Germany.
David Beckham asked the coach: "Where is Michael Owen?"
The coach replied: "He's gone to get a tetanus injection."
"Oh," said David.
"I might just get a new car myself while I'm here."
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~~One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess
created in the living room on Christmas Day.
Don't clean it up too quickly.
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~~ "Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow.
When I woke up the pillow was gone."
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~~ An elderly couple won 20 million dollars in the lottery.
They immediately went out to begin a life of living in luxury.
They bought a luxurious mansion, surrounded themselves with
all the material wealth imaginable and decided to hire a butler.
After much searching, they found the perfect one.
One day, they instructed the butler to set up a dinner for four
because they were inviting their friends, the Cohens, over for
dinner and they will be going out for the day.
When they returned that evening, they found the table set for six.
When they asked the butler why six places were set when they
specifically instructed him to set the table for four, the butler
replied: "The Cohens called and said that they were bringing the
Bagels."
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~~ I saw a man lying in the gutter and asked him,
"Are you hurt or something?"
He said, "I'm fine.
I just found a parking place and sent my wife out to buy a car!"
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~~ Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.
"Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one, "that when
they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click."
"Very good," conceded the other, "but when my company
presented arms you'd just hear slap, slap, jingle."
"What was the jingle?" asked the first.
"Oh," replied the other offhand, "just our medals."
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~~ I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately
clear your computer history if you die.
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~~ I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring....
(Hello? Hello? Damnit!),
but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to
voicemail.
What'd you do after I didn't answer?
Drop the phone and run away?
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~~ Our son is in the Army, stationed in Georgia.
He invited my husband and I for a visit.
After driving endlessly through unfamiliar streets in search of
an entrance to Fort Stewart, my husband suddenly said,
"We're getting closer."
"How do you know?" I asked.
He pointed to a sign that read:
'Sonny's Bar-B-Q...Tank Parking Available'
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Todays Thought: "A man travels the world over in search of what he needs, and returns home to find it."
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