Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, Friends....

Well, we're getting ready for SNOW...

Calling for 4-6 inches, our first..

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Wanna get in the dog house?, BUBBA....

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He knows what comming....he's hiding..

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Smile...your on  camera.....

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Tell me about it.....

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Looks like he got the bird......

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Decorations.....Lookin good.....

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Now this is the way you should decorate your home for the holidays.

A stuffed set of clothes, a fallen ladder, hanging lights and you
have the makings for a heck of a time.
Your neighbors and drive-by good samaritans might disagree though.
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You forgot to turn around, Bubba!

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♥♥♥

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~~ The football player made an appointment with his Sports Agents.

"I have to renegotiate my contract.
Have you seen the price of steroids lately?"

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~~ A young guy said to a conspicuously ugly girl:
"What's your name?"
"Thursday" she replied.
"That's an unusual name."
"Yeah, when I was born my mom and dad looked in the cot
and said, 'I think we'd better call it a day.'"

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~~ Did you know?
Forensic scientists can determine a person's sex, age, and
race by examining a single strand of hair.

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~~ The patient demanded, "Doc, I just must have a liver
transplant, a kidney transplant, a cornea transplant, a lung
transplant, and a heart transplant."
"WHAT?" yelled the doctor.
"Tell me, exactly why you think you need all these transplants. "
"Well," explained the patient, "my boss told me that I needed to
get reorganized.

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~~ Happiness and laughter in the home will keep more kids
off the streets at night than the strictest curfew.

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~~ Just as I began my Christmas Eve service,
the electricity in the church failed.
The ushers and I found some candles and placed them around
the sanctuary.
Then I reentered the pulpit, shuffled my notes, and muttered,
"Now, where was I?"
A tired voice called out, "Right near the end!"

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~~ It's turkey season - that time of year when your dog becomes
a 24-hour beggar.

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~~ Wear a watch and you'll always know what time it is.
Wear two watches and you'll never be sure.

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~~ “Hurry!” the doctor commanded his teenage daughter,
“Put my stethoscope and medicine box in my car.
That was an emergency call from someone who says he will die
if I do not turn up immediately.”
“Papa, that call was not for you but for me,” replied the girl saucily.

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~~ Words:


* ELECELLERATION - the mistaken notion that the more you
press an elevator button the faster it will arrive.

* BALONEY - Where some hemlines fall.

* FLYING SAUCERS - The wife is on a rampage.

* PRIMATE - Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

* LAUGHING STOCK - Cattle, horses, sheep and hogs
responding to a good joke.

* VITAMIN - What you do when someone comes to the house.

* TOOTH PICKS - The choices many dentists give patients to
select their artificial teeth.

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~~ Two balloons are floating across the desert.
One balloon says to the other:
"Look out for the cactussssssssssss!"
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Todays Thought: God creates a worm for every bird - but He does not throw it in the nest.