a nice Weekend, weather wise....Hope yours is good also...
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One of my cats watching the squirrel eat the dry cat food.....
Remember this guy...Carol? .........
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Think I need another cup of coffee.........
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Golly....there's one in every bunch.... never fails......
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Damn...what a way to lose your house...and it happens alot.....
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Somebodys gonna get a snow bath....He should have known better..
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That looks like a good load....my butt would be tight going down the road...
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Well, I guess it's time to take the dog for a walk.....
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~~ Washington bureaucrats have finally figured out how to
balance the budget.
They're going to tilt the country.
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~~ I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween.
Now he won't come when I call him.
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~~ Gus and Felix watched as portly Mrs. Chester climbed onto
the scale and plugged a penny in the slot.
The scale stopped at thirty-eight pounds, and, unaware that it
was broken, Gus gasped, "My God, she's hollow!"
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~~ Q: What goes peck, peck, peck, boom?
A: A chicken in a minefield.
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~~ Doctors have made great medical progress in the past
generation.
What used to be an itch is now an allergy.
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~~ The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was
interviewing a prospective student,
"Why have you chosen this career?" he asked.
"I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father,"
the student replied.
"Your father made a million dollars in farming?" echoed the
dean much impressed.
"No," replied the applicant. "But he always dreamed of it."
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~~ A judge in his golden years decided that retirement had
become too boring.
So he volunteered as a librarian at his local library branch.
A week later, his supervisor, a stern woman in her sixties,
called him into her office.
She cleared her throat and said, "You know, I appreciate that
when you were a judge you were stern with lawbreakers.
And you carry that with you to your new job, which is very
commendable.
But when someone owes an overdue fine, you can't just - "
"I had to throw the book at him," said the judge.
"I know," said the librarian, "but the Entire Encyclopedia Britannica?"
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~~ The original Bill of Rights proposed by Congress as an
addition to the U. S. Constitution contained twelve, not ten,
amendments.
The two which failed to be ratified by the states were amendments
to set the size of the House of Representatives and to prevent
congressmen and senators from raising their own salaries.
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~~ Why is it people want every machine to be perfectly exact
except for the bathroom scale?
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~~ During a heart-bypass operation in 2004, a 33-year-old man
in Leeds had part of a large vein in his leg removed to replace a
blocked artery in his chest.
Before the operation, he had a tattoo which proudly declared,
"I love women."
The reading after his leg was sewn up?
"I love men".
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~~ My teenage son's unwillingness to prepare even the simplest
meal himself was driving me crazy.
I said in exasperation one night, "you can easily take
food out of the freezer and heat it in the microwave.
You know how to push buttons, right?"
"Well," he replied, "I know how to push yours."
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~~ Things were going so well between my new boyfriend and me,
we decided to drive out to the country so I could meet his family.
I'd heard that his sister and mother were a formidable duo,
but during a stroll around their farm, we were getting along great.
Then my boyfriend and his father walked ahead, leaving us women
behind.
Nervous about the animals in the field that we were crossing,
I cried out, "Darling, you aren't going to leave me alone with these
scary cows, are you?"
Then the fight started........
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Todays Thought: Getting a little action means your prune juice is working.
I sure do Gus he taught me how to paint. He was a great instructor who died too soon....:(
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