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This mornings Sun Rise.....it was better earlier but I missed it...
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They look cool??
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Now, This is "Mr. Cool"...
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Cool Picture......
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Not so Cool picture....
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Cool service??
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Cool cat...even if he doesn't have hair....
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Some cool Egg Lovers.....?
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Not so cool......
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Cool way to get leaves up.....
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~~ Q: What's an Irish 7 course meal?
A: Six pints of Guinness and a potato.
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~~ The economy is so bad... That I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
The economy is so bad... Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
The economy is so bad that the food stamp office is asking for donations...
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~~ Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal...
Oh Great!!
The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the
people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
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~~ Bobbie, went to her shrink and confessed she was a kleptomaniac.
The doctor told her not to worry and gave her something to take.
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~~ There was man who was so romantic he died for love:
His wife caught him cheating and blew his brains out.
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~~ Congratulations my boy!" said the groom's uncle.
"I'm sure you'll look back and
remember today as the happiest day of your life."
"But I'm not getting married until tomorrow."
Protested his nephew.
"I know," replied the uncle. "
That's exactly what I mean."
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~~ In a primary school classroom, the teacher notices a little
puddle underneath Amy's chair.
"Oh Amy!" says the teacher, "you should have put your hand up."
"I did," Amy replied. "But it still trickled through my fingers."
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~~ I needed something dressy to wear to a special event and
decided to take apart an evening gown to use its black crepe skirt,
shortening it to a trendier length.
Feeling resourceful, I carted the dress to the family room and
hung it up while I prepared my sewing machine.
My husband crossed the room and, without pausing on his way
to the staircase, loftily pronounced,
“That's much too formal for where we're going.”
Hastening to reassure him, my response halted him mid-step.
“Oh, I won't be too formal,” I called.
“I'll just be wearing the bottom half.”
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~~ My daughter had just received her learner's permit and was
eager to drive our car.
She got in the driver's side and adjusted her seat and shoulder belt.
After glancing at all the mirrors, she turned to me with a puzzled
look and complained, "I can't see myself in any of these!"
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~~ Following a trip to Greece, Shaquille O'Neal was asked
whether he had visited the Parthenon.
"I can't really remember,"
Shaq replied, "the names of the clubs that we went to."
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~~ After the two lawyers agreed on a matter and proceeded to
shake hands, one said, "It's a deal, but just to be on the safe side,
let's have our lawyers look at the handshake."
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~~ A resident carrying several packages got off the elevator
at the condominium complex where I work and came over to
my desk mumbling something.
I said I couldn't understand him.
He put down his parcels, removed the keys clenched between
his teeth and said: "Has anyone turned in any keys?
I can't find mine."
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Todays Thought: The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail
instead of his tongue.......
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