Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning.....Friends and neighborers.......

Showers today....41º.....

.

Well, the leaves are falling, and It's wet and slippery.......

.

Oh-kay....BABBA....Bring it on.......

.

The baby sitter......Or wet nurse??

.

I swear....looks like "Sam".......

.

No thanks.....no Barbeque for me.... Halloween Barbeque??

.

Someones in a heap of trouble.....Oh, and it happened to me....

and yes I was mad.....A two week old couch.......

.

Bubble Gum??.....

.

The Gyrofocus, designed by the award-winning contemporary

fireplace maker Focus, has been named as the World's Most
Beautiful Object for the 2008-2009 Pulchra design competition.
(my thought- very wasteful).....
.

He takes care of my light work..........

.

♥♥♥

~~ Did you hear about the rheumatoid alcoholic?

Every night he gets stiff in a different joint.....


.
~~ I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out
in bars a lot.
It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there:
They have no wife to go home to... or they do.

.
~~ Three fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one fourth
is land.
Therefore, it follows quite clearly that the Lord intended us to
spend three times more time fishing than taking care of the lawn.

.
~~ Two longtime friends were catching up with the goings-on
in their families.
One father related that his son was studying to be a dentist.
The other man said, "Your son wanted to be a proctologist.
How come he switched to dentistry"
"When we were having a chat one day, I pointed out that people
have thirty-two teeth but only one rear."

.
~~ I was chatting with my high school English class just before
the period ended.
I was wearing my college letterman's jacket, which was
embroidered with the school name and the year I graduated
(80).
A student in the front row asked, "What's the '80' for?"
I puffed out my chest and said with feigned arrogance.
"Well, you see, when you're in college they embroider the
number of girlfriends you had on your jacket."
A voice piped up from the back of the room.
"So, what's the eight for?.......

.
~~ "Do you sell dog's meat? asked the woman in the butcher shop.
The butcher replied, "Sure...as long as the owners pay."

.
~~ After spending a day entertaining the troops,
the all-girl singing group was approached by the base commander.
"Would you girls like to mess with the enlisted men or the officers
this evening?"
"It doesn't matter to us," one of the girls replied,
"but first we'd like something to eat."

.
~~ "A new medical study says that meat can almost be as bad
for you as smoking.
You know what's really bad? Second-hand meat." --Jay Leno

.
~~ Bob's mother is a cleaning fanatic.
One Saturday she told him and his brother to go down to the
playroom and straighten it up.
They had had a party there the previous evening, and she
was none too happy about the mess.
As she watched them work, it was clear that she was completely
dissatisfied with their cleaning efforts and she let them know it.
Finally Bob's brother, exasperated with having to do it all over,
reached for a broom and asked his mom, "Can I use this,
or were you planning to go somewhere?"

.
~~ The two ladies were sitting in the living room,
waiting for their hostess, who was slightly delayed.
The son of the family was with them, on the theory that he
would keep the visitors occupied during the wait.
The child was about six-years-old, freckled, buck-toothed and
bespectacled.
He maintained a deep silence and the two ladies peered
doubtfully at him.
Finally, one of them muttered to the other,
"Not very 'h-a-n-d-s- o-m-e', I fear," carefully spelling the key word.
Whereupon the child piped up, "But awfully 'b-r-i-g-h-t'!"

.
~~ Bobbie and Gus having dinner together.
On the table there is a dish with one big piece of fish and
one small piece of fish.
They politely say to each other: "You may choose first."
"No, you may choose first."
And this goes on for a while.
Then Gus says: "OK, I'll take first."
And he takes the BIG piece of fish.
Bobbie: "Why did you take the big piece?
That's not polite!"
Gus says: "Which piece would *you* have taken?"
Bobbie replies:
"Why, I would have taken the SMALL piece, of course."
Gus says: "Well, that's what you have now!"

.
~~ Following a physical exam, the doctor delivered some

bad news.
"Your white blood cells are elevated," he said.
"What does that mean?" Bobbie asked.
Looking concerned, the doctor explained, "Up." 
.
.
Todays Thought:  "Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life."
.