Blogspot was slow this morning.. had a hard time posting pictures..
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This mornings sunrise..posted for a friend in W-boro that can't wakeup early enough to see it...... Sleepy head!
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Seniors Biker bar..... Make mine a Maalox with a twist of lime,tall, please!
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Suzzie feeding one of her critters........
I-pod..........
Now here's a happy dog............look at that smile.....
Yep! HE HAS FEETS........and a big tail.....
I don't know what to say about this picture.....
What a weird (Car)? Lots of dead spots.....I don't know
Yep! HE HAS FEETS........and a big tail......
I don't know what to say about this picture.....Just Married....now get to plowing the field?
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What a weird (Car)? Lots of dead spots.....I don't knowif I'd want to drive it....
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Yep....You gotta watch them........
I used to be scared of these Garden spiders....they looked mean and big.......
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♥♥♥
~~~ People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them
that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
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~~~ Composer Wolfgang Mozart was trying to help a music student who
asked the master how to write a symphony.
Mozart suggested that at such a young age, the student should concentrate
on writing shorter compositions first.
"But you composed symphonies when you were only ten,"
the student argued.
"True," Mozard said, "but I didn't have to ask how."
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~~~ Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?
1) Cain wasn't Abel.
2) Moses went up onto the mountain and took two tablets.
3) King David sat on the throne for forty years.
4) Solomon - neither heaven nor Earth could move him.
5) Noah was at sea for forty days and forty nights and all he passed
was water.
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~~~ When you want your boyfriend to play with you,
wear a full-length black nightgown with buttons all over it.
Sure it's uncomfortable.
But it makes you look just like his remote control.
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~~~ It was anniversary time, a zillion years since heaven had been
placed in the sky.
To celebrate, Saint Peter wanted to have a big party,
with the honored guests being Adam and Eve.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy traffic over the eons,
Saint Peter had lost track of Adam and Eve.
One angel volunteered to find them..
He returned in two minutes with Eden's former residents.
Saint Peter asked....... "How did you find them?"
The angel said, "I looked for a couple without bellybuttons!"
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~~~ There was a tailor who took out an ad in the Yellow Pages that
read, "I'll cut for you, I'll sew for you, I'll even dye for you."
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~~~ Working at an airline ticket counter, I pulled up a passenger's
reservation that showed his name as "Cole, Pheven."
"I'd like to be certain our information is correct," I said to him.
"What is your first name?"
"It's Stephen," he replied.
"I hope the reservation agent got it right. I told him it's spelled with a ph."
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~~~ At re-enactment, I portrayed a French cavalry officer.
When a lady asked how old I was, I replied that I was born in
September 1769.
"Oh," she said, "That's why you smell of mothballs."
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~~~ Knowing that my fiancé's mother is an avid bird-watcher,
I planned an intimate get-to-know-you picnic for the three of us at
Dream Canyon in Colorado.
I'd heard a rumor that nude sunbathers sometimes frequented the place,
but having been there twice and never seen one,
I tagged the location as safe.
Fifteen minutes into our picnic, our idyllic spot was overrun with nude
men.
Aghast, we ate quickly, and then I ushered my future mother-in- law
toward the exit.
On our way out, I spotted a native bird in a tree and said, "Look, Mom,
it's a Colorado downy woodpecker."
She replied, "Well, we've seen a lot of native Colorado peckers today,
haven't we?"
.
~~~ I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and
ordered coffee.
I asked the clerk to put some ice cubes into the cup so that I could
drink the cool coffee quickly.
At the window, there was a delay.
Finally, the clerk came to the window looking frustrated, and
announced, "I'm having a problem....... The ice keeps melting."
.
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Todays Thought: "You are living proof that wisdom doesn't come with age."
that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
.
~~~ Composer Wolfgang Mozart was trying to help a music student who
asked the master how to write a symphony.
Mozart suggested that at such a young age, the student should concentrate
on writing shorter compositions first.
"But you composed symphonies when you were only ten,"
the student argued.
"True," Mozard said, "but I didn't have to ask how."
.
~~~ Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?
1) Cain wasn't Abel.
2) Moses went up onto the mountain and took two tablets.
3) King David sat on the throne for forty years.
4) Solomon - neither heaven nor Earth could move him.
5) Noah was at sea for forty days and forty nights and all he passed
was water.
.
~~~ When you want your boyfriend to play with you,
wear a full-length black nightgown with buttons all over it.
Sure it's uncomfortable.
But it makes you look just like his remote control.
.
~~~ It was anniversary time, a zillion years since heaven had been
placed in the sky.
To celebrate, Saint Peter wanted to have a big party,
with the honored guests being Adam and Eve.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy traffic over the eons,
Saint Peter had lost track of Adam and Eve.
One angel volunteered to find them..
He returned in two minutes with Eden's former residents.
Saint Peter asked....... "How did you find them?"
The angel said, "I looked for a couple without bellybuttons!"
.
~~~ There was a tailor who took out an ad in the Yellow Pages that
read, "I'll cut for you, I'll sew for you, I'll even dye for you."
.
~~~ Working at an airline ticket counter, I pulled up a passenger's
reservation that showed his name as "Cole, Pheven."
"I'd like to be certain our information is correct," I said to him.
"What is your first name?"
"It's Stephen," he replied.
"I hope the reservation agent got it right. I told him it's spelled with a ph."
.
~~~ At re-enactment, I portrayed a French cavalry officer.
When a lady asked how old I was, I replied that I was born in
September 1769.
"Oh," she said, "That's why you smell of mothballs."
.
~~~ Knowing that my fiancé's mother is an avid bird-watcher,
I planned an intimate get-to-know-you picnic for the three of us at
Dream Canyon in Colorado.
I'd heard a rumor that nude sunbathers sometimes frequented the place,
but having been there twice and never seen one,
I tagged the location as safe.
Fifteen minutes into our picnic, our idyllic spot was overrun with nude
men.
Aghast, we ate quickly, and then I ushered my future mother-in- law
toward the exit.
On our way out, I spotted a native bird in a tree and said, "Look, Mom,
it's a Colorado downy woodpecker."
She replied, "Well, we've seen a lot of native Colorado peckers today,
haven't we?"
.
~~~ I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and
ordered coffee.
I asked the clerk to put some ice cubes into the cup so that I could
drink the cool coffee quickly.
At the window, there was a delay.
Finally, the clerk came to the window looking frustrated, and
announced, "I'm having a problem....... The ice keeps melting."
.
.
Todays Thought: "You are living proof that wisdom doesn't come with age."
2 comments:
Thanks for the final 'insult' Gus lol
love it
Rae x
lol...you have no idea how true that picture is. In the backyard we are visited daily by 1 ground hog, 1 raccoon, countless flocks of migrating birds...along with the 2 adult skunks and their 6 young uns' who live under the shed. It's a zoo out there...our cats sit on the back porch for hours looking utterly bemused.
Suzzie
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